Stood up two nights in a row. Here’s my shitty I had to eat it alone porn
Stood up two nights in a row. Here’s my shitty I had to eat it alone porn
by miassecret
21 Comments
ladylynx
That looks good! I’m sorry you were stood up, you probably dodged a bullet.
Capable_Effort6449
🙁 I would’ve DEVOURED 😋
yfmyakwtfgoyerrr
Ain’t nothing shitty about this meal – looks amazing!
Oinkvote
If you keep overcooking your steak no one will ever love you 🙃
fastfrog69
Heres my shitty?
fastfrog69
Aww, I’ll go on a date with you! (I’m all the way in Washington State tho)
O_o-buba-o_O
My brother & or sister, that is a beautiful meal. Don’t let other people’s bullshit make you think less of yourself.
thanksbutnothanks200
This is delicious but why are you inviting men you aren’t committed to to your house for dinner? Don’t do that. Cooking dinner for someone is one of the highest forms of servitude and if you’re going to cook for a man, he better be your man/committed to you!
Getting stood up was a blessing in disguise.
lordofly
The tree lights are on but you’re drinking a white wine with rare beef and the dinner candles aren’t lit so I can tell that you’re in some real pain.
reddit_understoodit
Eat up, enjoy, move on, lots of other “fish in the sea.”
wowpepap
not shittyfood, just shitty night.
take a break OP
BlackHatAnon
I’m so sorry :/ the food looks great. You deserve better the right one will be there. And will 100% enjoy the cooking and the plating
ApprehensiveWorker15
Thought this was AI based on the title lol
PlantainJane
Dang, sorry to hear that. Hopefully someday soon you’ll find a special someone who will appreciate the effort you are willing to put into a fancy, home cooked, candle light dinner.
On another note, I saw the comments about the overcooked steak. I hope you keep practicing your cooking skills! I can’t taste the food on that plate but given this is r/shittyfoodporn I’m assuming it’s not a 10/10. But your presentation isn’t half bad! If you are looking to up your game and haven’t already done so, I recommend reading a book called “Salt Fat Acid Heat.” Ever since reading that book I feel like I started succeeding way more often than failing in the kitchen.
Nguydus1
Happened to me twice with my situation ship this past summer.
AsleepInteraction882
Doesn’t look that shitty atleast you ate good.
Putsomesunglasseson
Fuck this I’m coming over 🥺
PomegranateBoring826
This looks glorious. Sorry your date was a flake though.
Wintonwoodlands
It just looks tiny
MyStepAccount1234
Now I get it. It’s not “I stood up for two nights in a row”, it’s “I’ve been heartlessly ignored and my date was ruined twice in a row”.
kromaly96
Hmmm, what kinda sauce you got on that salad? Looks yummy!
21 Comments
That looks good! I’m sorry you were stood up, you probably dodged a bullet.
🙁 I would’ve DEVOURED 😋
Ain’t nothing shitty about this meal – looks amazing!
If you keep overcooking your steak no one will ever love you 🙃
Heres my shitty?
Aww, I’ll go on a date with you! (I’m all the way in Washington State tho)
My brother & or sister, that is a beautiful meal. Don’t let other people’s bullshit make you think less of yourself.
This is delicious but why are you inviting men you aren’t committed to to your house for dinner? Don’t do that. Cooking dinner for someone is one of the highest forms of servitude and if you’re going to cook for a man, he better be your man/committed to you!
Getting stood up was a blessing in disguise.
The tree lights are on but you’re drinking a white wine with rare beef and the dinner candles aren’t lit so I can tell that you’re in some real pain.
Eat up, enjoy, move on, lots of other “fish in the sea.”
not shittyfood, just shitty night.
take a break OP
I’m so sorry :/ the food looks great. You deserve better the right one will be there. And will 100% enjoy the cooking and the plating
Thought this was AI based on the title lol
Dang, sorry to hear that. Hopefully someday soon you’ll find a special someone who will appreciate the effort you are willing to put into a fancy, home cooked, candle light dinner.
On another note, I saw the comments about the overcooked steak. I hope you keep practicing your cooking skills! I can’t taste the food on that plate but given this is r/shittyfoodporn I’m assuming it’s not a 10/10. But your presentation isn’t half bad! If you are looking to up your game and haven’t already done so, I recommend reading a book called “Salt Fat Acid Heat.” Ever since reading that book I feel like I started succeeding way more often than failing in the kitchen.
Happened to me twice with my situation ship this past summer.
Doesn’t look that shitty atleast you ate good.
Fuck this I’m coming over 🥺
This looks glorious. Sorry your date was a flake though.
It just looks tiny
Now I get it. It’s not “I stood up for two nights in a row”, it’s “I’ve been heartlessly ignored and my date was ruined twice in a row”.
Hmmm, what kinda sauce you got on that salad? Looks yummy!