I fucking hate olives.

by Justadudeonhisphone

28 Comments

  1. ThePennedKitten

    It’s enrichment while you eat. Picking them out lets you feel like you really earned that first bite.

  2. GuyFromLI747

    Holy fuckballs they never put that many olives in my salads.. I’d wolf that shot in a heartbeat

  3. arcangelsthunderbirb

    olives aren’t even the most offensive thing about the “salad”

  4. ArrowSuave

    Mfers couldn’t slice a cucumber? Out of croutons?

  5. Ancient-City-6829

    Did you order a salad from a pizza place? This is the kind of thing that pizza and burger restaurants think salad is lol

  6. V01d3d_f13nd

    Did you perhaps say “I’d love a side salad..” to someone who is either not originally an English speaker or is hard of hearing?

  7. NaaastyButler

    Half an iceberg, one tomato, pre sliced olives, and shredded cheese. 15$

  8. coffee_cake_x

    Now I want a salad with olives. Those tomatoes are pathetic though

  9. here-to-Iearn

    A “normal” side salad is different everywhere. Don’t be obnoxious about not asking for what it had on it.

  10. xltripletrip

    Even without olives that’s an awful “salad”

  11. somebody definitely ordered a side salad with olives and you got theirs instead of yours.

  12. LivingInformal4446

    Just pick olive them out. Problem solved!

  13. id eat the shit outta that if it didnt have tomatoes ):

  14. ALonelyWelcomeMat

    Okay so this doesn’t belong in the sub wtf. That looks like an absolute fire salad

  15. dark_harness

    eurgh. is it those ones from a can that taste like nothing at all? what an atrocious salad.

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