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This is why people say they like their steaks well done.
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This is why people say they like their steaks well done.


This is why people say they like their steaks well done.

by AvengingBlowfish

44 Comments

  2. lasttriparound

    Cooked it on the low setting of the hair dryer

  4. TurboKid513

    This is what I always imagined the pan fried steaks looked like in Goodfellas. “Medium rare huh? An *ArIsToCrAT*”

  6. EvolvedCactus19

    The fuck, did they just yell at it for a few minutes?

  8. DeadInternet7

    They managed to make the steak look like chicken

    ![gif](giphy|DJtjV54B3NMju)

  10. B3eenthehedges

    Because you don’t know how to cook one properly?

    But sure just cook it until its rubber instead of bothering to learn tried true methods for flavorful tender steak.

  11. uncleozzy

    Cooked on the seat warmer on the way home from the store. 

  12. CbBrown1988

    Nahh whoever it was just can’t cook. Actually they shouldn’t even be allowed within 20ft of a kitchen.

  14. cherann76

    Coulda gnawed that right off the side of the cow .. eewww

  15. GentrifriesGuy

    Why you partially boil a steak?

    ![gif](giphy|3oGRFCYsR81S1nXNAc|downsized)

  18. MonstersandMayhem

    If that had a crust on it, it would be so fire. Unfortunately it appears someone chose to boil this. Or microwave it.

  20. Horacegumboot

    Low and slow does not apply to steak, need high heat for a short time.

  21. Realistic_Link_5935

    this was “cooked” in a sink under running hot water

  25. i_swear_too_muchffs

    How can it be grey and pink at the same time?

  26. Barndogal

    You can make a better steak by putting it in the air fryer and forgetting about it ngl

  27. techm00

    that looks like it was microwaved on the defrost setting

  28. Infinite_Factor_6269

    Wtf that ain’t even seared on the outside! Did they use a microwave to cook that thing ? 🤮

  29. backrubbing

    This is about as done as I like mine… But I don’t usually warm the outside by putting it in my bra for a minute. Hot pan, good sizzle, and perfect.

  30. WombRaider_3

    Motherfucker dropped a steak twice onto his heated kitchen floor.

  34. Terrible-Raspberry30

    Did they fucking boil the thing why is it grey?? And it’s so raw it’s still mooing like bro D:

  36. lemonsarethekey

    Everybody talking about how it’s cooked and just ignoring that they just picked it up and took a stone age bite out of that thing

  37. Hamilton-Beckett

    This looks like it was cooked by that guy that makes food in hotel bathrooms.

  38. Tatsandacat

    I don’t like mine well done, but I do require it to done well.

  39. Sexisthunter

    I’m just sorry. That’s it I’m just sorry

  42. Rich-Appearance-7145

    This entire steak looks like it was I’ll seasoned , badly grilled, possibly cooked pre thawed. It’s a mess

  43. YogurtClosetThinnest

    Dudes will boil a steak for 30 seconds then think well done is the solution

  44. Jim-Dread

    Judging by the looks of it, you got bigger problems than the level of rare.

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