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Raw Vegan Sloppy Joe


No matter now much you brighten it up, it looks and tastes (probably) horrible. Also, the bun looks like it has mold on it

by apprehensive-look-02

47 Comments

  3. AimaFuriku

    Doesn’t look sloppy at all to me. It’s nose isn’t even runny.

  5. vilk_

    Looks tasty to me I just don’t get what’s going on with the bun. Put it on a normal bun and I’d prolly chow down.

  6. lobo_locos

    I’m good with vegetarian options….but this…

    ![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY)

  8. Useful_Channel_3972

    The “bread” looks like 2 freezer burnt burgers

  10. RustyShack1efordd

    Uh, Sloppy joe doesn’t have toppings. It just has more sloppy joe.

  11. Successful-Beach-216

    Wait. Is it raw and vegan (no problem for
    me) or is it a sloppy Joe?

  12. ominous_pan

    I’ve been vegetarian long enough that I’d eat it and it would probably taste really good but God damn is it ugly.

  13. TheSexualBrotatoChip

    Sad part is I feel like if the bun didn’t look rotten this would look like a decent vegan sandwich

  14. dragonbeorn

    vegan sloppy joe filling is probably fine, but that bun looks disgusting.

  15. DrDrBender

    The thumbnail looks like a set of those joke chatter teeth.

  16. Sophisticated-Crow

    Those “buns” look like death. The rest could be pure magic and, still, nope.

  17. jshultz5259

    The buns ironically look like frozen beef patties.

  20. Capable_Champion4729

    Are u trying to kill a health inspector?

  21. cartercharles

    I don’t understand what that means. I’m reading the words but I don’t get the meaning

  22. zZ_Jon_Zz

    The “meat” looks good. The bread looks like the sandwich bread that killed the health inspector

  25. Nightshade_Ranch

    I bet the fillings are tasty, but I can’t imagine that bun tasting and feeling like anything but actual cardboard.

  29. HighFiveKoala

    Did Chris Traeger from Parks and Rec make this?

  31. queenofthenerds

    That bun looks like a powdered donut was run-over

  34. VividFiddlesticks

    That bun is reminding me of something….

    Remember when old dog poop used to turn all white?

  35. Glacier005

    I do not mind vegetarian food. Nor do I mind vegan food. Infact, I am a major fan.

    BUT RAW?!

  36. lemonzestydepressing

    this is that burger that killed the health inspector in Spongebob

  37. HannibleSmith

    That looks like somebody had diarrhea on a macaroon

  40. catalit

    Vegan food slaps, but raw vegans, why?? Just eat some baked bread like the rest of us. You deserve joy in your life too.

  42. fake-real-account

    Sloppy Joe: a sandwich with a filling of ground beef that has been seasoned with a sauce of tomatoes and spices.

  43. AzureMountains

    SpongeBob already did an episode with this patty…

  46. Zealousideal-Rain-82

    It’s definitely sloppy that’s for sure

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