Spent 3 hours making a pizza only to cook it for 5 hours

by disappointedearth

30 Comments

  1. SourChipmunk

    Have you invented a new Aether? Dispatch with squirrels and distribute through your entire neighborhood!

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  3. Tasty_Phone9580

    A sacrifice has been made here and now my dear friends. Because of OP we will now all enjoy a bounty of drunken cookery this coming Easter🫡

  4. chocomeeel

    On the bright side, learned how to make asphalt. 🤷🏾

  5. jjmawaken

    You probably could’ve stopped it a minute sooner

  6. Salty-Peak7220

    Ouch, I’ve been there before myself, brother! Lol

  7. arsed_Time_6969

    Great analogy for modern corporate life. Work 8 hours only to see bitter disappointment at the end.

  8. Adorable_Excuse7444

    Not your fault… Maybe Jesus is judging you for “ whatever “

  9. haha2lolol

    If you apply enough pressure on it you might be able to make diamonds 😀

  10. TomBanjo1968

    Wow dude…….
    I really hope you always have someone else with you

    Because if this is anything to go by

    You are not going to be awakened by a house fire or any type of emergency

    I can’t believe the smell didn’t wake you up bro

  11. OneDistribution4257

    Pompeii pizzeria.

    On the bright side you could fill a pothole with that

  12. StrobeLigght

    I’ve lost more oven cooked meals than I can count from “quick 15 min naps” lol you wake up 5 hours later thanking God the house isn’t on fire and upset about the charred food lol

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