I’m looking forward to trying this but I have a problem with the wording because Gentleman’s Relish is definitely cum.
I’m looking forward to trying this but I have a problem with the wording because Gentleman’s Relish is definitely cum.
by KingDebone
15 Comments
TravelingStacker
Don’t guess I’ve ever heard that one before.
Itchy-Maximum-255
It’s popular amongst British middle class
Overall_Midnight_
Na, that’s just you bud. I only saw half the post title before I read the container label and wondered what the problem with the wording could be, your interpretation never crossed my mind. I pictured some fancy old timey dudes sitting at a tiny table with fancy little knives spreading stuff on tiny crackers. (Listen, they had in brown suits and idk why the table is really small, it’s still less weird then OP) Now thanks to you, that image in my mind is 😒
caution_turbulence
Even has the necessary spell to cast on the left… in my best Harry Potter voice “ PATUM PEPERIUM”! Whole room covered in cobwebs…
cleviron28
Are you by chance a teenager, because when I was that age I could make any word combo a euphemism for something sexual.
crapitalistzombie
More like Patum Perineum
CategorySolo
Gentleman’s Relish is top tier, probably about as salty as cum though
Sea-Government4874
Go find some blinis and spread that relish, gentleman.
sobanoodle-1
What a post to wake up to
Throwawayhelp111521
What are you talking about?
Swallowthistubesteak
I’ve got some aged gentleman’s relish due to no nut November
15 Comments
Don’t guess I’ve ever heard that one before.
It’s popular amongst British middle class
Na, that’s just you bud. I only saw half the post title before I read the container label and wondered what the problem with the wording could be, your interpretation never crossed my mind. I pictured some fancy old timey dudes sitting at a tiny table with fancy little knives spreading stuff on tiny crackers. (Listen, they had in brown suits and idk why the table is really small, it’s still less weird then OP)
Now thanks to you, that image in my mind is 😒
Even has the necessary spell to cast on the left… in my best Harry Potter voice “ PATUM PEPERIUM”! Whole room covered in cobwebs…
Are you by chance a teenager, because when I was that age I could make any word combo a euphemism for something sexual.
More like Patum Perineum
Gentleman’s Relish is top tier, probably about as salty as cum though
Go find some blinis and spread that relish, gentleman.
What a post to wake up to
What are you talking about?
I’ve got some aged gentleman’s relish due to no nut November
Whatever you choose eat on toast is your choice.
who up eating they milt
Why does your mind go to that
I’ll take Things That OP Made Up for 5,000, Alex