they come nearly every night and order the same thing, they leave a review every time and nitpick EVERYTHING. hardest customers to please. (they found me after and gave me their praise!!)

by beldaddyyy

21 Comments

  1. Comfortable-Fuel6343

    Am I weird for hating praise from difficult customers? It just feels tainted and having to throw on a shit eating grin just feels like an extra nut tap on top of them being a pain in the ass.

  2. drewzee91

    I thought his name was Hunter and he liked his schnitzel a particular way until I read further.

  3. genetic_nightmare

    Oh god, this is 200% something my step-dad would order, I’m surprised the name wasn’t ’John’. I apologise.

  4. Outrageous-Thanks-47

    The misspelled separate kills me….

  5. Candid-Mind9021

    Yeah, guests don’t understand that we keep a dossier on all of them.

  6. Relevant_Grass9586

    We’ve got a couple at the country club that are the same way. He can’t eat a 3 egg omelette so he demands a two egg omelette, now he’s got his own omelette button.

  7. But why does your jagerschnitzel come with cheese?

  8. lukast139

    Hunter schnitzel is supposed to be smothered in sauce smh this customer is an idiot

  9. ElectricTomatoMan

    If they’ve left multiple bad reviews, they need to be banned.

  10. amallamasmamma

    What’s particularly difficult about leaving 2 things out and putting the sauce on the side? If they’re coming in nearly every night and order this same thing then just make it the way they like it. It sounds the opposite of difficult.

  11. gingerbreadninja1

    Lol difficult. You should see the members at country clubs…

  12. We have a customer like that, at least on food trucks you can expedite their order to get rid of them quickly. They probably think we like them because their order is usually ready by the time they get to the window lol.

  13. Ancient-City-6829

    bacon and cheese on schnitzel?

    this is odd to me. Where in the world are you?

    I like to take my schnitzel with lemon and jelly

  14. gregra193

    That’s a huge ticket! Is your paper always that wide?

  15. johangubershmidt

    I’m sure Flynn, bless his heart, sucks out loud, but how in the goddamm did y’all neglect to put the word ‘Jägerschnitzel’ on your menu?

  16. TravelerMSY

    That schnitzel sounds awesome. No modifiers please.

  17. traypoundmag

    The worst I had was this one pregnant lady and her husband. They’d order 4 separate dishes with mods and have them stacked up in a particular way on top of each other and she’d have a full meltdown if it wasn’t arranged properly.

    I had it fully memorized but I made the general manager punch it in every time to the letter to make sure she shared in my frustration because of how fucking ridiculous it is. Thankfully, the front of house manager eventually just told the husband to fuck off when he literally tried to let his wife bitch him out on speakerphone due to incorrect stacking.

    The customer is always right in matters of taste and they can fuck off the rest of the time

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