It’s not called that because a single puff would make it crumble to ash you know.
Far-Attention-9230
Hmmm, active charcoal croissant
slimpickens
This is the shittiest!!
Tyler_Durdnn
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
Delli-paper
r/poopfromabutt
Nick_Carlson_Press
When your diet consists entirely of squid ink pasta and black licorice
KT_Bites
Crescent rolls?
gimmeluvin
Isn’t this a symptom of internal bleeding?
Tommy_Riordan
I see carbonized penis.
Annotate_Diagram
R/poopfromabutt
7stroke
Frozen in carbonite! Perfect! These’ll keep forever now.
Pterowacktyl
Honest question: how do you end up burning something this badly? Do you leave the house? Not have a sense of smell? Good god it’s basically charcoal, I start smelling burnt food and panicking when shit gets moderately dark brown.
lockednchaste
‘cries in French’
_Poopsnack_
The dark side of the puff pastry is a pathway to many abilities that some consider to be… unnatural
Ontarom
It looks like an ultrasound picture…
Dork31
Uh could that friend of yours be you?
Open_Kaleidoscope499
Did she cook them in a pot??
GodfatherLanez
Me after a heavy night on the guinness.
AsleepInteraction882
Metal dungs.
After_Cash_1060
That belongs on shit from a butt
SubatomicWeiner
Fossilized turds
FalseRelease4
yer an alchemist, friend, make pure carbon out of anything
Hats668
Ok, so they forgot the puff pastry, but why did they take a dump in that pot?
Lonely-Station6296
Tar covered maggots.
NTGenericus
Croissoots.
Ally_fox
Poop pastries
Genghis_Tr0n187
If you don’t eat them, you’re letting the oven win.
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Alien 5: The New Batch of Eggs
It’s not called that because a single puff would make it crumble to ash you know.
Hmmm, active charcoal croissant
This is the shittiest!!
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
r/poopfromabutt
When your diet consists entirely of squid ink pasta and black licorice
Crescent rolls?
Isn’t this a symptom of internal bleeding?
I see carbonized penis.
R/poopfromabutt
Frozen in carbonite! Perfect! These’ll keep forever now.
Honest question: how do you end up burning something this badly? Do you leave the house? Not have a sense of smell? Good god it’s basically charcoal, I start smelling burnt food and panicking when shit gets moderately dark brown.
‘cries in French’
The dark side of the puff pastry is a pathway to many abilities that some consider to be… unnatural
It looks like an ultrasound picture…
Uh could that friend of yours be you?
Did she cook them in a pot??
Me after a heavy night on the guinness.
Metal dungs.
That belongs on shit from a butt
Fossilized turds
yer an alchemist, friend, make pure carbon out of anything
Ok, so they forgot the puff pastry, but why did they take a dump in that pot?
Tar covered maggots.
Croissoots.
Poop pastries
If you don’t eat them, you’re letting the oven win.