I like thicc crusts and I cannot lie

by hot_plant_guy

10 Comments

  1. ChineseNamed

    It’s so raw I a good vet could bring it back to life do better

  2. eggs__and_bacon

    It’s just sporadic burnt seasonings. Crust is the actual meat browning, this has literally none

  3. lonewolf2873

    You’re killing me, that makes my stomach growl. Sure it’s not perfectly seared, I saw OP mention that, but it looks perfect to eat right now.

    Merry Xmas to everyone and have a pink steak for New years.

  4. I was about to comment about to pube on your steak, but it was on my screen 😂

  5. minimalstrategy

    Crust could use work. It’s burnt spice and the meat below the spice is steamed.

    Inside is stellar to me tho.

  6. Western-Sky88

    Yo otha brothas can’t deny

    When a waiter walks in with a great big plate and a crispy thing in yo face you get

    Hungry

    Wanna pull up tough
    cause you notice that crust was stuffed

    Deep in the bib I’m wearin
    I’m hooked and I can’t stop starin’

    Oh fil-ét I wanna get with ya
    and take your picture

    My doctor tried to warn me –
    But that crust you got makes me so hungry

    Oh prime rib steak –
    You say you wanna get on my plate

    Well soothe me, soothe me –
    Cause you ain’t that average sous vide

    I see the salad shit

    To hell with my diet

    Take the average man and ask him that –
    It’s gotta crispy crack

    So fellas (yeah) fellas (yeah)
    Has your beef steak got the crust? (Hell yeah) –
    Tell em to scrape it (scrape it) scrape it (scrape it)

    Scrape that healthy crust, baby got crust

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