How else am I supposed to get through an 8 hour shift with my creepy coworker
How else am I supposed to get through an 8 hour shift with my creepy coworker
by nftiddy
35 Comments
Mariaayana
Vaping Tylenol?
PapaKraaken
Penjamin
WhoCanItBeGirl
Get the biggest set of tongs and keep clicking them endlessly when he’s creepy.
Internal_Dog_7776
Ear buds is great way to avoid the creepers. THC gummies are even better
Supersecretloverboy
Alright, I’ll break.
Why are they creepy?
chrishydro420
Punch creepy co worker in throat. Stomp on head while drinking a Red Bull and vaping dmt.
Rough-Commercial-420
Acetaminophen is a terrible crutch for a shitty co worker, just start damaging him, not ur liver
guiltycitizen
Judging by your responses, this guy needs to go. If everyone but the owner hates him, tell the owner you’re all walking if he doesn’t get fired. Simple as that. You should be documenting every single thing that happens so you can sue the fuck out of them.
ExcitingMoney94
Just boo him every time he’s creepy, it’s what I do in this situation. It confuses the shit out of them.
Hel3nO27
He sounds like a creepy mccreepazoid. Get evidence of sexual harassment and threaten a lawsuit? Threatening might work. Failing that, kick him in the balls if he gets in your bubble but otherwise start a list of ways to freak him out? Start a list of phrases to use, get your coworkers in on it – pool prize for the weirdest comment!!
In reality, sorry you have to deal with this shit-piece. I hope y’all find a way to get rid.
BumblebeeUseful714
Kick him in the balls next time he puts his hands on you.
And please find a new job.
CordeliaGrace
Just regular strength Tylenol? Not even extra strength? Not even PM to keep it interesting?
Hour-Requirement6489
I’d just start talking like, “Wow, you must wanna join the other ‘brave souls’ in my backyard, eh?” “Your hands would fit really well in a meat grinder 😁.”
Once, I asked ALL the employees during a meeting, “Do you touch your male co-workers to ‘just get by’? If not, STOP DOING IT to your female co-workers and being skeezy. This is a place of business: not your hook up site or personal brothel.”
Iowa_Outlaw
May I recommend the hot spat turn and burn?
BobSagieBauls
No Gatorade? Rip
steven_freud
Tell him to clean the walk in and leave you the fuck alone. That’s what I did when boh got slimy
86thesteaks
I hope the tylenol is for him and its one of those vintage 1982 bottles
hawaiifive0h
Wait til he finds the the reddit profile! Good golly miss molly!
ponsies
Please just shank him already, lord knows he’d deserve it and if you do it right you won’t have to deal with him ever again
RolandmaddogDeschain
How tf do people work stoned? I turn into a zombie!
I love it but damn not when I have responsibilities.
Incredulity1995
Jokes aside if you can’t tolerate someone without being high and fighting off (I assume?) headaches then that’s a real issue.
Edit: I saw your comments. If you’re in the US call a lawyer. What you’re experience is a SLAM DUNK lawsuit. Unless you have some reason to protect the owner then document as much as you can. Get camera footage if you can access that. You can go open up your own place with the settlement. Or you can probably just put your name on the building and fire him yourself. Allowing employees to be sexually harassed is a pretty bad thing.
dddybtv
Next time he touches you, as loud as you can, ” take your fucking hands off me don’t touch me again you fucking pervert!”
Embarrass this ass
ActionMan48
Put salt in their beverage
goodinyou
Just don’t take Tylenol every day, it’ll fuck up your organs
fatsmilyporkchop
Pull a Bourdain and pitchfork that guy in the nuts!
gina4573
Reddit put an ad for twisted tea under your post so maybe some of that? 😅
CatCourier96
I’m not particularly religious myself but amen
hicjacket
The instep, on the top of the foot, is excruciatingly sensitive.
Jacksoncant
i’ve never seen a picture that i relate to more
Aj993232
Not sure if you live in a legal state but that cartridge looks fake. Rod in the middle is way too big for that to be a 1G
Midday-climax
America runs on dabpen
WorstLuckChuck
Are you allowed to carry a tazer or mace at work??? If not, a keychain billy club or those pointy cat ear things will work
typhoidtimmy
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily….
Tamorand
I thought that was a lightsaber!
Ok_Understanding5184
Some cooks I know used to tell stories about spiking someone’s drink with vinegar if they were a dick and deserved it. It has 0 health consequences but is sufficient at embarrassing someone in front of the whole line when they spit out said hypothetical drink and start crying like a pussy while everyone watches and laughs. I believe these anonymous theoretical people called it the “Kitchen Cosby”
35 Comments
Vaping Tylenol?
Penjamin
Get the biggest set of tongs and keep clicking them endlessly when he’s creepy.
Ear buds is great way to avoid the creepers. THC gummies are even better
Alright, I’ll break.
Why are they creepy?
Punch creepy co worker in throat. Stomp on head while drinking a Red Bull and vaping dmt.
Acetaminophen is a terrible crutch for a shitty co worker, just start damaging him, not ur liver
Judging by your responses, this guy needs to go. If everyone but the owner hates him, tell the owner you’re all walking if he doesn’t get fired. Simple as that. You should be documenting every single thing that happens so you can sue the fuck out of them.
Just boo him every time he’s creepy, it’s what I do in this situation. It confuses the shit out of them.
He sounds like a creepy mccreepazoid. Get evidence of sexual harassment and threaten a lawsuit? Threatening might work.
Failing that, kick him in the balls if he gets in your bubble but otherwise start a list of ways to freak him out? Start a list of phrases to use, get your coworkers in on it – pool prize for the weirdest comment!!
In reality, sorry you have to deal with this shit-piece. I hope y’all find a way to get rid.
Kick him in the balls next time he puts his hands on you.
And please find a new job.
Just regular strength Tylenol? Not even extra strength? Not even PM to keep it interesting?
I’d just start talking like, “Wow, you must wanna join the other ‘brave souls’ in my backyard, eh?” “Your hands would fit really well in a meat grinder 😁.”
Once, I asked ALL the employees during a meeting, “Do you touch your male co-workers to ‘just get by’? If not, STOP DOING IT to your female co-workers and being skeezy. This is a place of business: not your hook up site or personal brothel.”
May I recommend the hot spat turn and burn?
No Gatorade? Rip
Tell him to clean the walk in and leave you the fuck alone. That’s what I did when boh got slimy
I hope the tylenol is for him and its one of those vintage 1982 bottles
Wait til he finds the the reddit profile! Good golly miss molly!
Please just shank him already, lord knows he’d deserve it and if you do it right you won’t have to deal with him ever again
How tf do people work stoned? I turn into a zombie!
I love it but damn not when I have responsibilities.
Jokes aside if you can’t tolerate someone without being high and fighting off (I assume?) headaches then that’s a real issue.
Edit: I saw your comments. If you’re in the US call a lawyer. What you’re experience is a SLAM DUNK lawsuit. Unless you have some reason to protect the owner then document as much as you can. Get camera footage if you can access that. You can go open up your own place with the settlement. Or you can probably just put your name on the building and fire him yourself. Allowing employees to be sexually harassed is a pretty bad thing.
Next time he touches you, as loud as you can, ” take your fucking hands off me don’t touch me again you fucking pervert!”
Embarrass this ass
Put salt in their beverage
Just don’t take Tylenol every day, it’ll fuck up your organs
Pull a Bourdain and pitchfork that guy in the nuts!
Reddit put an ad for twisted tea under your post so maybe some of that? 😅
I’m not particularly religious myself but amen
The instep, on the top of the foot, is excruciatingly sensitive.
i’ve never seen a picture that i relate to more
Not sure if you live in a legal state but that cartridge looks fake. Rod in the middle is way too big for that to be a 1G
America runs on dabpen
Are you allowed to carry a tazer or mace at work??? If not, a keychain billy club or those pointy cat ear things will work
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily….
I thought that was a lightsaber!
Some cooks I know used to tell stories about spiking someone’s drink with vinegar if they were a dick and deserved it. It has 0 health consequences but is sufficient at embarrassing someone in front of the whole line when they spit out said hypothetical drink and start crying like a pussy while everyone watches and laughs. I believe these anonymous theoretical people called it the “Kitchen Cosby”