I now present, nothing roll!

by LingoIsCool

19 Comments

  1. BlondeJess19

    That’s the new “early-deconstructed” California roll…at 3x the price. It’s all the rage now. Haha.

  2. GentrifriesGuy

    It’s the BROKIE ROLL. Not shitty just messy

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  3. ManufacturerAny6346

    I’d eat a rice roll tho… especially dipped in soy sauce

  4. Mammoth_Mixture4735

    Im half korean so im down with this anytime

  5. Crafty_Money_8136

    Rice and seaweed is elite.. throw that in a bowl with some kimchi 🤤

  6. TheWolf2517

    Nothing? What are you talking about? They definitely didn’t skimp on the rice.

  7. gimmeluvin

    This might be one of the saddest things I’ve seen in this subreddit

  8. Dip it in soy sauce and it will still taste good.

  9. Reasonable_Spite_282

    For a dollar extra you can make a cucumber roll with carrot just to have some crunch. these are good if just want to eat sauce but don’t want to just drink the stuff like a pregnant lady.

  10. Everyone is discussing the lack of filling ingredients but the real crime here is that is not sushi rice.

  11. ChaoticxSerenity

    Next time, don’t even bother rolling it lol. Make it into an onigiri/triangle shape, put some soy sauce on the outside and give it a light grilling. You’ll basically have poor man’s yaki onigiri lol.

  12. jomarthecat

    Mmmm, flavorless. Ditch the soy sauce and dip it in water to keep it’s flavorlessness. 

  13. Long_Roll6986

    Some call the authorities we have a psycho on the lose

  14. mcdonalds69whore

    This would still be enjoyable with decently cooked and seasoned rice however that does not look like decently cooked and seasoned rice.

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