That’s the new “early-deconstructed” California roll…at 3x the price. It’s all the rage now. Haha.
GentrifriesGuy
It’s the BROKIE ROLL. Not shitty just messy

ManufacturerAny6346
I’d eat a rice roll tho… especially dipped in soy sauce
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air musubi 🤤
Mammoth_Mixture4735
Im half korean so im down with this anytime
Crafty_Money_8136
Rice and seaweed is elite.. throw that in a bowl with some kimchi 🤤
TheWolf2517
Nothing? What are you talking about? They definitely didn’t skimp on the rice.
gimmeluvin
This might be one of the saddest things I’ve seen in this subreddit
MyNameIsSkittles

cakeschmammert
Looks like shit. Would still eat though.
Konseq
Dip it in soy sauce and it will still taste good.
Slight_Tiger2914
You must be a vegetarian
Raemnant
Congrats, you made Onigiri
Reasonable_Spite_282
For a dollar extra you can make a cucumber roll with carrot just to have some crunch. these are good if just want to eat sauce but don’t want to just drink the stuff like a pregnant lady.
kdntB
Everyone is discussing the lack of filling ingredients but the real crime here is that is not sushi rice.
ChaoticxSerenity
Next time, don’t even bother rolling it lol. Make it into an onigiri/triangle shape, put some soy sauce on the outside and give it a light grilling. You’ll basically have poor man’s yaki onigiri lol.
jomarthecat
Mmmm, flavorless. Ditch the soy sauce and dip it in water to keep it’s flavorlessness.
Long_Roll6986
Some call the authorities we have a psycho on the lose
mcdonalds69whore
This would still be enjoyable with decently cooked and seasoned rice however that does not look like decently cooked and seasoned rice.
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That’s the new “early-deconstructed” California roll…at 3x the price. It’s all the rage now. Haha.
It’s the BROKIE ROLL. Not shitty just messy

I’d eat a rice roll tho… especially dipped in soy sauce
air musubi 🤤
Im half korean so im down with this anytime
Rice and seaweed is elite.. throw that in a bowl with some kimchi 🤤
Nothing? What are you talking about? They definitely didn’t skimp on the rice.
This might be one of the saddest things I’ve seen in this subreddit

Looks like shit. Would still eat though.
Dip it in soy sauce and it will still taste good.
You must be a vegetarian
Congrats, you made Onigiri
For a dollar extra you can make a cucumber roll with carrot just to have some crunch. these are good if just want to eat sauce but don’t want to just drink the stuff like a pregnant lady.
Everyone is discussing the lack of filling ingredients but the real crime here is that is not sushi rice.
Next time, don’t even bother rolling it lol. Make it into an onigiri/triangle shape, put some soy sauce on the outside and give it a light grilling. You’ll basically have poor man’s yaki onigiri lol.
Mmmm, flavorless. Ditch the soy sauce and dip it in water to keep it’s flavorlessness.
Some call the authorities we have a psycho on the lose
This would still be enjoyable with decently cooked and seasoned rice however that does not look like decently cooked and seasoned rice.