Please excuse the state of the kitchen. We’ve been buried all day.

by Candid-Mind9021

30 Comments

  1. Ju3tAc00ldugg

    should probably trim the fur off the sides

  2. mynameisnotsparta

    Those are great. Is there any worry about the fringe catching fire?

  3. PasteurisedB4UCit

    You guys know you can get longer tongs, right?

  4. Brunoise6

    I’m sure tossing pizzas for $15 an hour is what your Viking forefathers had in mind when they made those runes for protection

  5. Oh the memories of getting my arms caught in a greasy oven door. Wasn’t a pizza oven so I just walked it off…

  6. Character-Solution-7

    In my state, bracelets/watches are a violation of the health code

  7. Redyellowredred

    Are you actually wearing those all day at work?

  8. TheDrummerMB

    People always be posting the wildest violations openly on this sub lmao

  9. fumblebuttskins

    Dude this is pretty gross. Just get burnt like a man.

  10. 510Goodhands

    Get yourself a couple of Kevlar sleeves like the ones that glassblowers use. You would look less like a tough guy, but they are also less likely to be in nsanitary.

  11. BallDesperate2140

    Dude get that trailer park Viking cosplay shit off the line lol, save it for the renaissance fest

  12. olivinebean

    First dogs in the kitchen and now this? Are we all losing the plot before Christmas

  13. Easy_Combination_689

    Definitely wouldn’t eat a pizza that has been rubbed by dirty leather bracers

  14. Sofamancer

    If you’re wearing those in a kitchen thay is fucking gross.

  15. boopaloops--

    I can hear Hugo from Bob’s Burgers now… “Bracers of Protection? More like Raisers of Infection!” *scribbles on notepad*

  16. FromTheIsland

    I’d turn 180 degrees and walk back out if I saw a cook wear that. What’s wrong with cooking sleeves?

    More like +1 fur contamination. Ble.

  17. Norseforce77

    SCuse me.. I keep finding Faux Fur in my food

  18. carthnage_91

    “brotha eww” and this is coming from a guy (me) with an aegishjalmur tattooed on his arm.

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