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"Broccoli" pizza in a brazilian restaurant
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“Broccoli” pizza in a brazilian restaurant


posted this on the brazilian pizza crimes sub and thought yall might enjoy this too so here ya go

by jouskaraio

18 Comments

  1. Realistic_Link_5935

    i see a piece of broccoli man they aint lyin

  2. TheShadowOverBayside

    1. broccoli on pizza is a misdemeanor, so *less* broccoli on pizza mitigates that crime
    2. this is by far the most edible pizza I’ve ever seen from Brazil

    Brazilians are so bad at pizza they think normal cheese pizzas look like crimes

  3. ChateauDeDangle

    Regina’s pizza in Boston always gives you a single piece of broccoli too. No idea why

  5. DrLager

    I’m honestly shocked that there’s only a single piece of broccoli on that slice. Why aren’t there more, and where are the peas? Brazil doesn’t even follow their own rules.

  6. rachelevil

    Huh. A Brazilian pizza with *not enough* topping. That’s new

  7. Chronarch01

    I love broccoli on a pizza. Just, not all the time.

  8. Nexus6Leon

    Brazil doesn’t need to make pizza anymore. What the fuck are they doing down there? They have so many good foods, but they cover pizza in the stupidest bullshit.

  9. Classic-Exchange-511

    That’s the most edible Brazilian pizza I’ve seen. Still a misdemeanor but I wouldn’t ruin a mans life over it

  11. Sirpatron1

    I wouldn’t order pizza in a brazilian restaurant

  12. Buckabuckaw

    Only one tiny broccoli floret and it looks like it’s trying to escape.

  15. DIJames6

    That actually looks good, would be better if there were actually a decent amount of broccoli.. Best Brazilian pizza ever..

  16. randomthrowaway8993

    And what you deserve, ordering pizza at a brazilian steakhouse / restaurant frankly

  18. Rimurooooo

    Broccoli put on pizza is fine when charred a little. Much better topping than bell pepper

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