Ordering from papa John’s expecting good pizza is like walking around in a bad part of town with your wallet hanging out. You should just know better.
NedSchneefly4920
2nd degree felony
thinkb4youspeak
Relish, most likely sweet relish.
Pickles don’t go on pizza because of the vinegar clash with the other flavors. Sweet relish also have cloves in it which isn’t really a marinara or alfredo flavor.
My dad thinks (for his whole life) vinegar calmed his heart burn as with many things science and medicine proved he was very wrong about that according to the doctor.
I bought him some Tums and my mom doesn’t let him eat relish anymore. He is 84 and riddled with dementia so we think he just forgot about relish. He loves Tums because he can eat spaghetti again though.
Infamous-Accident501
Is the weird green substance something that Papa John’s added or did someone order Papa John’s while really high?
SwordfishOk155
Papa John’s is no good for any human. I wouldn’t feed that to my dog!
bassocontinubow
If that was pesto, it’d be no crime at all, but I don’t think it is.
hes_crafty
Is that green salsa?
LarsHaur
r/poopfromabutt
wanted_to_upvote
Look like roasted green chiles. Would give leniency in sentencing if OP testified he was only trying to make up for his crime of ordering Papa Johns “Pizza”.
Lyna_hot
spinach?
realdealreel9
Is that collard greens
Expensive-Safe-6820
Is that pesto it salsa verde???? What’s going on????
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Ordering from papa John’s expecting good pizza is like walking around in a bad part of town with your wallet hanging out. You should just know better.
2nd degree felony
Relish, most likely sweet relish.
Pickles don’t go on pizza because of the vinegar clash with the other flavors. Sweet relish also have cloves in it which isn’t really a marinara or alfredo flavor.
My dad thinks (for his whole life) vinegar calmed his heart burn as with many things science and medicine proved he was very wrong about that according to the doctor.
I bought him some Tums and my mom doesn’t let him eat relish anymore. He is 84 and riddled with dementia so we think he just forgot about relish. He loves Tums because he can eat spaghetti again though.
Is the weird green substance something that Papa John’s added or did someone order Papa John’s while really high?
Papa John’s is no good for any human. I wouldn’t feed that to my dog!
If that was pesto, it’d be no crime at all, but I don’t think it is.
Is that green salsa?
r/poopfromabutt
Look like roasted green chiles. Would give leniency in sentencing if OP testified he was only trying to make up for his crime of ordering Papa Johns “Pizza”.
spinach?
Is that collard greens
Is that pesto it salsa verde???? What’s going on????
I’d file a lawsuit..
Looks like diarrhea