Merry Christmas

by Old_Bay20

8 Comments

  1. cool_sex_falcon

    “Don’t worry kids, I’ll be there between 10am and 3:43pm, maybe!”

  2. BirdBurnett

    It’s the mispicks. Wife receives 3 flats of strawberries, daughter gets 5 gal pickle chips and son gets a vibrator.

  3. Square_Minute_1366

    There were days I wished unlocked and delivered the order. Being shorted sucks. Being shorted in a holiday weekend sucks more.

  4. windycityiron

    No but they will get something completely different than what they wanted and he will brag he’s 100% on Christmas Wish Fulfillment

  5. linecookdaddy

    Nah, he just stacks the presents like absolute shit

  6. TheNeonDonkey

    The fragile chocolate eggs will be stacked under heavy piles of heavy toy trucks, legos, and doll houses.

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