Yeah, this is absolutely the wrong sub. That’s a banger.
LoveMeSome_Lamp
why is this posted here?
doornumber2v2
I don’t like lobster and I would still eat this.
mrBaDFelix
This is wrong sub, its not even served on top of the bed!
GentrifriesGuy
Not even shitty
balkanxoslut
You know that doesn’t belong here
Emophilosophy
Why was this upvoted
TimeJaguar5373
I’d fuck with that.
RawChickenButt
The price decides whether this is shitty or not… How much $$$
sumnamesumyr
Idk that Turf looks shittly mutilated. Tender as burnt wood
OneSensiblePerson
Is this another one that was rejected by r/FoodPorn?
I’d need to split it with someone because that’s a lot of food, but it sure looks good to me! Yeah, not great plating, who cares? What matters is how it tastes.
TrystanScott
Let me guess “well done”
Taolan13
Looks like death to me
(allergic to shellfish)
lovely death, but death nonetheless.
i do kove the smell of cooked lobster for the couple of seconds I get before I can’t breathre through my nose anymore.
banananananbatman
Looks good, I’d tear it up
batcaaat
gimme
BalancedGuy1
Royal_Introduction33
Man, that could be thrown on plastic plate and it will still look good.
Heck, it can be thrown on my hands and I’ll still eat if.
It could be mix up, thrown in a plastic bag and be left in the fridge for a few hours and I’ll still eat it.
Basically I’ll eat anything
Kanaka_Done1912
Shiitfoodporn? I don’t see it. Poorly plated maybe.
PVetli
Good food, shitty porn
EngagedInConvexation
Gonna need scabs and bugs to balance out how not shitty this looks.
ooojaeger
Didn’t mention the broccoli in the title. Permanent ban
AynesJ773
The poorly plated part is oddly satisfying. Weird.
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Poorly plated, sure. Still looks tasty af tho!
Looks incredible, does not belong here
holy crap the garlic on the steak is perfection
r/decentfoodporn
Yeah, this is absolutely the wrong sub. That’s a banger.
why is this posted here?
I don’t like lobster and I would still eat this.
This is wrong sub, its not even served on top of the bed!
Not even shitty
You know that doesn’t belong here
Why was this upvoted
I’d fuck with that.
The price decides whether this is shitty or not… How much $$$
Idk that Turf looks shittly mutilated. Tender as burnt wood
Is this another one that was rejected by r/FoodPorn?
I’d need to split it with someone because that’s a lot of food, but it sure looks good to me! Yeah, not great plating, who cares? What matters is how it tastes.
Let me guess “well done”
Looks like death to me
(allergic to shellfish)
lovely death, but death nonetheless.
i do kove the smell of cooked lobster for the couple of seconds I get before I can’t breathre through my nose anymore.
Looks good, I’d tear it up
gimme
Man, that could be thrown on plastic plate and it will still look good.
Heck, it can be thrown on my hands and I’ll still eat if.
It could be mix up, thrown in a plastic bag and be left in the fridge for a few hours and I’ll still eat it.
Basically I’ll eat anything
Shiitfoodporn? I don’t see it. Poorly plated maybe.
Good food, shitty porn
Gonna need scabs and bugs to balance out how not shitty this looks.
Didn’t mention the broccoli in the title. Permanent ban
The poorly plated part is oddly satisfying. Weird.
I would fuck this up so bad rn