I know they paid $700 (as I’m laughing all the way to the bank)
Yaltus
They left the ramp and the plates behind I see.
meatsntreats
What’s the sub?
naammeikyahain
How can anyone do this
bigbangbilly
That’s like /r/wewantplates combined with horrible presentation
Dasawan
I don’t know who their linen company is, but I’m not sure I would be eating off those table clothes. Maybe put everything on some old crusty sheet pans next time.
Hayeseveryone
Some manager realized how much money they’d save on dishwashing if they just… didn’t have dishes.
astrangeone88
Lol. Let me at a Costco for $300 and a dollar store for food safe trays.
Catering walked off with a huge profit…lmao.
And no jam or pastry on the brie? Weaksauce! (Could have easily blended a few cups of the berries with some sugar and made jam…not enough sweet components on the table.)
Wiggie49
Weddings 9000BC be like
JIMMYJAWN
That spread would be terrible even if it was on trays
LameSaucePanda
You know this bride probably raised a stink about the cost of dinnerware and this is how the caterer dealt with it.
Ybuzz
I am trying to see how this happens because like… They had to bring the food IN something right, they didn’t just have a bag of stuff.
So someone decided “shit we forgot plates… Let’s just pour it onto the tablecloth” and not “well, we can at least keep it in the packaging we brought it in”??!
Why did anyone think this was better?!
JunketPuzzleheaded42
“Hay Dave you put the platters in the Van right?”
– the guy who later fired Dave
Olive_Lucky
Hate to say a vegetable ramp would do much better
frenchfriedpizza
Cross post to we want plates?
ChemistVegetable7504
The plastic spoons and forks ad an elegant touch to this fine display of charcuterie/ smorgasbord of stuff.
turningsteel
I think I would put the caterers head in the berries if I were presented something like this. What the actual fuck.
SmokeMoreWorryLess
Dollar General is never more than a few miles away, get some cheap-ass plastic serving dishes as the very least. Holy hell.
jivves
No ramp?!?!
sunbeforetheburn
“Grazing table” gone wild
BadassBokoblinPsycho
“Just put them on the table”
“Yes chef”
*chef never once checked what they were working with outside*
Baddogdown91
Should have paid the extra $1000 for plates and ramps…
Relevant_Grass9586
No ramp. Pitiful
yozhik0607
This is like an installation art piece. I’m not sure that it’s NOT
DodgyRogue
Judging by the run-off they’re not even fresh berries
TxDavenport
Are those berries frozen?
bbmmmqq
Absolutely insane setup. No plates for crackers and charcuterie is horrible enough but I just can’t imagine how a person could just dump all those berries directly onto a fucking tablecloth (a white one no less) and just think “Yeah that looks good”
jxj24
It looks like someone is going to climb onto that table and start stomping the fruit to make wine.
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I know they paid $700 (as I’m laughing all the way to the bank)
They left the ramp and the plates behind I see.
What’s the sub?
How can anyone do this
That’s like /r/wewantplates combined with horrible presentation
I don’t know who their linen company is, but I’m not sure I would be eating off those table clothes. Maybe put everything on some old crusty sheet pans next time.
Some manager realized how much money they’d save on dishwashing if they just… didn’t have dishes.
Lol. Let me at a Costco for $300 and a dollar store for food safe trays.
Catering walked off with a huge profit…lmao.
And no jam or pastry on the brie? Weaksauce! (Could have easily blended a few cups of the berries with some sugar and made jam…not enough sweet components on the table.)
Weddings 9000BC be like
That spread would be terrible even if it was on trays
You know this bride probably raised a stink about the cost of dinnerware and this is how the caterer dealt with it.
I am trying to see how this happens because like… They had to bring the food IN something right, they didn’t just have a bag of stuff.
So someone decided “shit we forgot plates… Let’s just pour it onto the tablecloth” and not “well, we can at least keep it in the packaging we brought it in”??!
Why did anyone think this was better?!
“Hay Dave you put the platters in the Van right?”
– the guy who later fired Dave
Hate to say a vegetable ramp would do much better
Cross post to we want plates?
The plastic spoons and forks ad an elegant touch to this fine display of charcuterie/ smorgasbord of stuff.
I think I would put the caterers head in the berries if I were presented something like this. What the actual fuck.
Dollar General is never more than a few miles away, get some cheap-ass plastic serving dishes as the very least. Holy hell.
No ramp?!?!
“Grazing table” gone wild
“Just put them on the table”
“Yes chef”
*chef never once checked what they were working with outside*
Should have paid the extra $1000 for plates and ramps…
No ramp. Pitiful
This is like an installation art piece. I’m not sure that it’s NOT
Judging by the run-off they’re not even fresh berries
Are those berries frozen?
Absolutely insane setup. No plates for crackers and charcuterie is horrible enough but I just can’t imagine how a person could just dump all those berries directly onto a fucking tablecloth (a white one no less) and just think “Yeah that looks good”
It looks like someone is going to climb onto that table and start stomping the fruit to make wine.