Bayleaves are there to cheat my mind into thinking I'm actually eating meat

by GrdykoplasNamorzyn

41 Comments

  1. Basic-Magazine-9832

    nothing wrong with making them buff in size BUT FOR GODS SAKE DONT FUCKING CUT THEM IN HALF U FUCKING COMPLETE IMBECILE:

  2. weirdoimmunity

    Fun fact, hot dogs have been found to contain human DNA

  3. shreddedtoasties

    Boiled dogs are gross.

    Burnt on the grill is the best way to

  4. jamma_mamma

    Why does anyone boil hot dogs? Searing them, even with no cooking oil, gives a nice maillard and makes them taste 10 times better.

  5. deppresio

    … bay leaves in boiled hot dogs sounds kinda genius

  6. JohnJaysOnMyFeet

    Toss a bone in there and baby you got yourself a stew goin

  7. CodifyMeCaptain_

    The bay leaves and shit is sending me omfg

  8. MillHoodz_Finest

    do i see red pepper flake?!

    what a gourmet…

  9. beliefinphilosophy

    Real talk. As a kid I used to microwave them in glass cups with plastic wrap overtop

  10. purdinpopo

    My mom used to cook hot dogs for five or six minutes in the microwave. They would split and get crunchy. I always thought the smell was horrific.

  11. 12thBongRip

    You are not the only one! There is a hotdog place in New Jersey that will sell burnt hotdogs on request. They called them “the Cremator”. 

  12. I thought this was a no name recipe posted by a filipino person who gives recipe in title

  13. gilly_girl

    Not overcooked, “properly hydrated”. I like the addition of the bay leaf.

  14. OP

    I am filthy and I also kinda like them this way. I know im wrong but I love a boiled tube meat.

    That said, if you want to really kick up the degeneracy poke some spaghetti noodles through those bad boys if you wanna jazz it up like a kindergarten chef. Its like my filthiest food pleasure :’)

  15. Plot twist: the bay leaves are intended for consumption

  16. darthcaedusiiii

    This is sadness. The only over cook that counts is getting a bit of bark on the grill.

  17. SchnibbelSchnubbel

    I believe you really are. Congratulations!

  18. xblackdemonx

    No, I prefer intentionally overcooked hotdogs too.

  19. Appropriate_Ratio835

    Hot dog flavored water getting the Grey Poupon treatment with bay. Love that for you.

  20. BrentarTiger

    I like overcooked hotdogs when they are burnt to a crisp over a fire or grill… but NOT boiled. WTH

  21. veebles89

    I got a gas stove so I prefer to burn them over open flame and pretend in camping

  22. No_Ambition1706

    this is the kind of thing you feed a sick dog on its last day

  23. Master-Highway-4627

    I get it, I’ll take leftover roasted chicken or turkey that still has bits of meat on the bone, boil it to make stock, and then absolutely devour whatever meat is left on the bone when I’m done. It’s indescribably delicious to me. My favorite parts are the tough bits stuck to the bone that are almost too difficult to eat normally, but can be devoured after a long boil.

  24. Crap_Sally

    My wife blows them up in the microwave on purpose. We had corn dogs for lunch. My poor corn dog looked like a torn limb with pants attached.

  25. mrbubblesnatcher

    Uhhhhhhhhh well since mine are always frozen I just microwave them in like a single piece of rolled up paper towel

    If I’m classy and it’s fresh, I damp the paper towel before rolling my all beef blunt and microwave

  26. BigBlueDuck130

    I overcook my hotdogs (and spam) because if I’m eating mystery-meat I prefer it well done. I don’t boil it though, because I’m not a fucking savage

  27. Vegetable_Net_6354

    The famine mentality is strong with this one.

  28. Why does this look so gross, and yet, with the bay leaves, so fine?

  29. Frankito55

    I’m also an enjoyer of an overcooked hotdog. Charred to hell on a grill or exploded in a microwave, however really

  30. LinuxSausage

    Okay but I love nuking a good beef hot dog for an extra 30 seconds or a minute. Love when they get all wrinkly and tough. Yes I am mentally ill.

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