Nope

by SharpDouble4948

27 Comments

  1. I think I’m ok with the theory of this but not the execution. Like cut that shit up or something

  2. Valerian_

    What kind of fake industrial döner meat is that?? If it was the proper one and in reasonable amount it would be a tolerable crime.

  3. Pyromaniacal13

    If that was cut into smaller straps I’d wreck that.

  4. adnaneely

    I’d definitely hit it, but wouldn’t be able to finish it…that’s more like a man vs food pie.

  5. Highwon420

    Everybody knows he put that meat back after the video.

  6. This meat looks so bad. It’s cheapest possible ‘whatever we find behind garbage can’ mix meat.
    Tbh they put so much effort to make it look so bad, even cheapest kebab places in eastern europe looks better.

  7. Crime??? That’s looks bomb! The only crime here is that it’s not right in front of me so I could inhale/eat it!

  8. cookieninja9

    This looks like doner meat in the UK? Never seen German Döner look this bad!

  9. Unwellhouseplant

    Looks like Donair pizza. It’s incredibly delicious!

    The meat just needs to be chopped up more and Donair sauce added.

  10. ComputerMinister

    Dönerpizza is awesome, but not in such big pieces

  11. slutty_muppet

    I love that there’s a döner crimes subreddit

  12. Much_Birthday794

    Less meat more crisp bruh unless you wanna sauce that up and roll me a fatty pie

  13. ultraplusstretch

    I love me some good kebab pizza, this is not good kebab pizza.

  14. D3c0y-0ct0pus

    Not a crime, but too much doner. Cheesy garlic bread and doner is even better.

  15. GRizzMang

    Gyro meat pizza is delicious this just needs two sides of pita

  16. Cute_Reflection_9414

    He made the pizza for himself and piled all of that on there, then is just going to pay the regular price, take it all home and feed his family for 4 days.

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