Okay guys, who tried to off themselves in kitchen storage? I’m not mad, I just what to know.
Okay guys, who tried to off themselves in kitchen storage? I’m not mad, I just what to know.
by Kashmonei58
27 Comments
arborealsage
Damn, that’s a step up. I found a pack of razor blades and kept one in my station and immediately got called out for it. I’m close but I’m not gonna do that.
linecookdaddy
Could have been any of us, really, depending on the day
Mcjan24
Maybe it’s just a message…
Doppelthedh
Grabbed the wrong vape that morning
JearBear2689
“Which one of you assholes didn’t bring one for me?!”
jjames412
That’s a one hitter most likely
knowsnothing316
Maybe they cut themselves real bad and used the gunpowder to seal the wound.
thedavidnotTHEDAVID
#Shotgun Pans chef.
spacex-predator
Remind your staff that someone would have to clean that mess… Smaller caliber would be more considerate.
Soggy_Cabbage
A 12 gauge shotgun! Come on guys think about the poor dishwasher who will have to clean out the walk in. Please use something that isn’t going to make a complete mess.
jack_seven
Almost any place is more pleasant than that
Effective-Pudding207
That looks like the real deal too 🤯
lonewits
“I’m not mad I just want to know… where you get those shells.”
BoomerishGenX
The crimp is weird. Is that a flare, or blank, or something?
Wide_Breadfruit_2217
Gives going to storeroom to fo shots a new meaning
SmokedBeef
Ah yes, the old Cobain solution, perhaps now is a good time to talk to your staff… especially if one of them is missing their socks or wearing sandals. IYKYK
KenUsimi
Why did i automatically picture a swarthy Eastern European man coming in with a shotgun, grabbing the round, looking at me and going “for the rats” with no further explanation than a new hole in dry storage a few days later?
Spatulor
You’re still coming in tomorrow, right?
Mother_Weakness_268
Always thought it would be done in the janitor’s closet
Degenerate-Loverboy
Become as open minded as Kurt Cobain
UnhelpfulBread
>Listen bro I TOLD you I wasn’t gonna replate the fucking salad
HughMungus77
The best pre shift shot
Dementalese
I’d be fucking pissed. Who’s gonna clean that up?
ThinkingAintEasy
So that they can take u with them?
WhiteEels
*radio starts playing nirvana*
vankirk
Trying everything to get those 2″ long pans separated huh?
sucobe
I already cleaned up the béchamel mess, now I have to clean up blood?
27 Comments
Damn, that’s a step up. I found a pack of razor blades and kept one in my station and immediately got called out for it. I’m close but I’m not gonna do that.
Could have been any of us, really, depending on the day
Maybe it’s just a message…
Grabbed the wrong vape that morning
“Which one of you assholes didn’t bring one for me?!”
That’s a one hitter most likely
Maybe they cut themselves real bad and used the gunpowder to seal the wound.
#Shotgun Pans chef.
Remind your staff that someone would have to clean that mess… Smaller caliber would be more considerate.
A 12 gauge shotgun! Come on guys think about the poor dishwasher who will have to clean out the walk in. Please use something that isn’t going to make a complete mess.
Almost any place is more pleasant than that
That looks like the real deal too 🤯
“I’m not mad I just want to know… where you get those shells.”
The crimp is weird. Is that a flare, or blank, or something?
Gives going to storeroom to fo shots a new meaning
Ah yes, the old Cobain solution, perhaps now is a good time to talk to your staff… especially if one of them is missing their socks or wearing sandals. IYKYK
Why did i automatically picture a swarthy Eastern European man coming in with a shotgun, grabbing the round, looking at me and going “for the rats” with no further explanation than a new hole in dry storage a few days later?
You’re still coming in tomorrow, right?
Always thought it would be done in the janitor’s closet
Become as open minded as Kurt Cobain
>Listen bro I TOLD you I wasn’t gonna replate the fucking salad
The best pre shift shot
I’d be fucking pissed. Who’s gonna clean that up?
So that they can take u with them?
*radio starts playing nirvana*
Trying everything to get those 2″ long pans separated huh?
I already cleaned up the béchamel mess, now I have to clean up blood?