Come on guys, I came here for the “cooked by a hot whisper” jokes!
RevolutionaryToe97
LostinQuiddity
He’s fired
Interesting-Humor107
Thought it was a sausage lol
TheOnlyMertt
My jaw dropped when I read the caption I was like wait THAT’S COOKED not raw???
wolke_ist_da
Sir, that’s not bread, that’s sausage.
Junb4july
Looks like foreskin bread oh god
HanMooLyo
Did he cook it with thoughts and prayers?
yoshisal
Poached bread, that’s a new one
OnlyOneWithFreeWill
This can’t possibly be the after baking photo
zjbyrd
Is it… Cooked?…
Teflon_John_
Why did he stroke it with butter tho?
No_Pomegranate3673
This is literally insane. How does it even turn out like this
Forward-Rule-1699
r/mildlypenis
Barrerayy
Has he ever seen bread?
brookuslicious
“bread”
bubba1834
Hmmmmmm geoduck
Stanleesteemer
The ole holiday dick loaf
WeirdSysAdmin
Apart-Alternative-42
No.. that’s a shrieking eel baby from The Princess Bride
Hour-Watercress-3865
r/breadcrimes
chud_rs
You can’t post something like this and not describe it. How did he make it? What’s the inside look like? How did it taste? What’s the texture? It looks like it’s rolled up and stuffed but I have no clue
StarfireGHG
As a German: That is no fucking bread, that is an insult to all that’s considered holy and if anyone ever dares to call *that* bread they’re insane. That is no bread that is an insult to every baker. Thanks and happy new year. Best regards.
kappasig5298
Thats a very unhealthy poop from a butt
Pyehole
Is that a dingus loaf?
Prowindowlicker
I thought that was a sausage. Why is it shiny?
karenskygreen
Is this baked ? Or is it about to go in the oven?
miggypiwi
That ain’t a French Baguette, that’s an Italian SchLong 🗿
bigbee3334
Very flaccid
Demand_Excellence
It appears raw
westernrecluse
That looks like a massive uncircumcised penis sir.
Ka1Ser84
I’ve already seen this thing in Dune.
nayRRyannayRRyan
Nahh he just buttered a crescent roll tube.
FatFailBurger
…this ain’t bread….
LoisWade42
Has anyone cross posted it to r/mildlypenis yet?
bebefridgers
Tremors reboot mid af
cosmic_gallant
So close! That’s actually uncooked sausage.
Woejack
Ingredients:
– 2 cups AP flour – 1 cup warm water – 1 tsp active dry yeast – 1 whole 14″ silicon dildo (caucasian) – pinch of salt
FingerAggravating407
If I ever have a family member bring this to a get together, I’m cutting ties immediately. That level of crazy is definitely transferable
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Has your dad ever seen bread before?
Cool!
Next time, try to turn on the oven!
No he didn’t
Well… did you try it???
That’s not bread.
That poor oven…he put it through hell and back
I thought that was a sausage at first.
Did he boil it?
*Sigh* I should call him.
😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it wet??
Come on guys, I came here for the “cooked by a hot whisper” jokes!
He’s fired
Thought it was a sausage lol
My jaw dropped when I read the caption I was like wait THAT’S COOKED not raw???
Sir, that’s not bread, that’s sausage.
Looks like foreskin bread oh god
Did he cook it with thoughts and prayers?
Poached bread, that’s a new one
This can’t possibly be the after baking photo
Is it… Cooked?…
Why did he stroke it with butter tho?
This is literally insane. How does it even turn out like this
r/mildlypenis
Has he ever seen bread?
“bread”
Hmmmmmm geoduck
The ole holiday dick loaf
No.. that’s a shrieking eel baby from The Princess Bride
r/breadcrimes
You can’t post something like this and not describe it. How did he make it? What’s the inside look like? How did it taste? What’s the texture? It looks like it’s rolled up and stuffed but I have no clue
As a German: That is no fucking bread, that is an insult to all that’s considered holy and if anyone ever dares to call *that* bread they’re insane. That is no bread that is an insult to every baker. Thanks and happy new year.
Best regards.
Thats a very unhealthy poop from a butt
Is that a dingus loaf?
I thought that was a sausage. Why is it shiny?
Is this baked ? Or is it about to go in the oven?
That ain’t a French Baguette, that’s an Italian SchLong 🗿
Very flaccid
It appears raw
That looks like a massive uncircumcised penis sir.
I’ve already seen this thing in Dune.
Nahh he just buttered a crescent roll tube.
…this ain’t bread….
Has anyone cross posted it to r/mildlypenis yet?
Tremors reboot mid af
So close! That’s actually uncooked sausage.
Ingredients:
– 2 cups AP flour
– 1 cup warm water
– 1 tsp active dry yeast
– 1 whole 14″ silicon dildo (caucasian)
– pinch of salt
If I ever have a family member bring this to a get together, I’m cutting ties immediately. That level of crazy is definitely transferable