My GF cooked me this lovely steak, Do I marry her?

by Handpanman

20 Comments

  1. BreadKnifeSeppuku

    Ask her other boyfriend for permission first

  2. Giddyupyours

    I wonder how many guys it took for her to learn to cook a steak that well.

  3. killingiabadong

    Yes. But only if you can’t achieve those results yourself.

  4. imnotyourfriendpal46

    Lol son, ya just don’t marry. It’s as easy as that. I didn’t marry my dog, but my dog is still here and my dog loves me… so yeah. Fuck marriage.

  5. Dry-Specialist-3557

    There are generally four things a guy wants… Steak. potatoes, and beer are the first three. If the forth is good, marry her.

  6. canada1913

    Almost anybody can cook a steak with a little practice, but not everybody can fit your tube steak down their throat for prolonged periods. If she can do both then consider marriage, and if she’s not doing both often then definitely don’t consider marriage.

  7. Jwinnington50

    Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime. Learn how to fish OP

  8. Fuukifynoe

    Eh, either you or someone else will after seeing that.

  9. ILCHottTub

    Shrimp & grits is the bar. Steak is good but once she prepares shrimp & grits you can propose and not a day sooner. That’s the night I told my lovely current wife she was undumpable.

    Shrimp & Grits.

  10. TittiesNPizza

    Depends did she give you a bj while you ate that lovely steak she cooked for you ?

  11. No. Absolutely not. She sliced it that way on purpose to make you chew.

    She’s good, subtle, and very clever.

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