“Hello my name is perfect!” Yeah sure buddy 😂

by Professional-War1642

28 Comments

  1. QueerMommyDom

    I mean… it isn’t exactly watermelon season.

  2. spacex-predator

    The only sensible thing to do here would be to get your newest employee to de-seed that, with the explanation that they have to be seedless watermelon for their assigned usage.

  3. bakanisan

    Working in the gastro industry has me conditioned for the top quality ingredients no matter the season and I’m always baffled at the price/quality scale shopping for fruits at the supermarkets, but this is just another level.

  4. pupperdole

    Common mistake here. I think you accidentally ordered the mater welons instead. Idk why they’re still sold at this point

  5. MustacheBananaPants

    This is probably what they use to make that weird watermelon flavour in popsicles / freezies.

    Also, Birchwood on melons? You brave soul. 

  6. IReadUrEmail

    You’re buying watermelon in january what did you expect?

  7. MNConcerto

    This is why you don’t buy watermelon in winter.

  8. UnderstandingDry1241

    Thump it. Stickers lie. Hollow sounding thumps do not.

  9. funkledungus79

    Nothing beats a fresh January watermelon!

  10. FeelTheLoveNow

    You may not like it, but this is what peak watermelon looks like

  11. Does someone have a time machine that wanted to do a weird fruit prank?

  12. RegrettableLiving26

    Honestly, I fucking love eating the rind of the watermelon. Grew up poor, watermelon fucking slapped. I ate that fucking rind like it was candy. I’d fuck that watermelon up with my mouth.

  13. MetricJester

    Fun fact: watermelons cross breed with cucumbers

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