Poker night in a league where each week a revolving host provides the food, tonight’s dinner is supposed to be some sort of beef and cheese concoction.
Poker night in a league where each week a revolving host provides the food, tonight’s dinner is supposed to be some sort of beef and cheese concoction.
by Secure_Pizza_1026
34 Comments
TrainingFilm4296
Looks like there would be hoagies on the side and you just scoop up your own cheesesteak.
Not a terrible idea if you’re trying to feed a bunch of people I guess? Idk
AloneFirefighter7130
I honestly read “[…] where each week a revolting host provides […]” and it checked out to me. Besides that stuff underneath the cheese looks more like canned tuna than beef
No_Clock2390
mmm cheese juice
Candid-Individual210
He collected everything from the sink drain over a week
Byrdsheet
Some of the ugliest food is the best. My eggplant concoction looks like road kill on a plate.
puffnstuff272
This looks like a fantasy world that got corrupted
shocksmybrain
Is that all the excess fat draining from the beef? Did he forget to sop it from the pan?
Simmumah
For who? The dog?
mister_goodperson
This makes me laugh because that’s been my approach to cooking too (who cares what the f it looks like? it’s got good ingredients! it’s cooked! it tastes like food!) but now I’m reconsidering.
dohsun
I thought this was the after picture in the toilet from eating it
ZyxDarkshine
It looks like an Italian red sauce without the red
BigJakeMcCandles
Save me a corner piece!
DeficientDefiance
You mean barf and cheese.
barontaint
Ehh, if this was served out of a hot well and scooped into some hoagie rolls it would work pretty well. To be fair i’m certain when I was high/drunk I’ve eaten the fixings for cheesesteak minus the bread because I was out. It honestly wasn’t bad, not sure if eating it pantsless helped or harmed its flavor profile though.
Obiwantoblowme
I’d be pumped, guarantee there’s some French bread rolls to slop that tasty beef on Beers beef and poker, that’s a W in my book
Guizmo0
Wait, is that a layer of fat in the bottom ? Wtf is this monstrosity ?
AsparagusOverall8454
Congealed beef fat. Delicious
sammyk84
Taco Bell called and they want their recipe back
Green_Mare6
No one has a good enough poker face to eat that
anon_lurk
Put that on some carbs, cover it all in sriracha, and you’ve got yourself a deal.
Fun-Mud3861
Pinkies up boys! I’m bustin’ out the on-brand catsup
Either_Moose_1469
Put that in a roll that looks like a great Philly
DanJDare
looks like it owuld have been pretty good warm, especially with a nice crusty bread roll kinda like an uncouth joseph, chopped cheese, cheesesteak or all manner of meat and cheese affiar. Hell this’d go off with a pile of warm tortillas and sauces.
presidentkokoro
It seems like the host tried using the wrong cheese or added it too early. If you can ignore the cheese juice blending with the excess fat at the bottom, it can totally work with some toasted bread or another type of carb.
Probably one of those ‘it tastes better than it looks’ scenarios.
It could have easily been modified for some nachos.
Electronic-Bear2030
Liquidy goodness
braumbles
Throw some mashed potatoes on top and it’s basically shepherds pie.
Lucycrash
Didn’t drain the fat. Though I have gotten to the point of not caring & frying it till there’s not much in the frying pan (thanks for the complaints about every tiny thing MIL!) Now we do over fried, oven baked no spices added things.
Disastrous-Joke-1313
Looks 😋
galaxygothgirl
Why is there so much liquid
Jarmahent
I’d eat that.
Hogwithenutz
They should have just used it to make taco meat then added it and melted Velveeta to a crockpot pot to make nacho/taco dip. This looks lazily prepared and probably not very good.
CuppycakeBabe
Slap some cherry pepper spread on there and I’m game.
34 Comments
Looks like there would be hoagies on the side and you just scoop up your own cheesesteak.
Not a terrible idea if you’re trying to feed a bunch of people I guess? Idk
I honestly read “[…] where each week a revolting host provides […]” and it checked out to me.
Besides that stuff underneath the cheese looks more like canned tuna than beef
mmm cheese juice
He collected everything from the sink drain over a week
Some of the ugliest food is the best. My eggplant concoction looks like road kill on a plate.
This looks like a fantasy world that got corrupted
Is that all the excess fat draining from the beef? Did he forget to sop it from the pan?
For who? The dog?
This makes me laugh because that’s been my approach to cooking too (who cares what the f it looks like? it’s got good ingredients! it’s cooked! it tastes like food!) but now I’m reconsidering.
I thought this was the after picture in the toilet from eating it
It looks like an Italian red sauce without the red
Save me a corner piece!
You mean barf and cheese.
Ehh, if this was served out of a hot well and scooped into some hoagie rolls it would work pretty well. To be fair i’m certain when I was high/drunk I’ve eaten the fixings for cheesesteak minus the bread because I was out. It honestly wasn’t bad, not sure if eating it pantsless helped or harmed its flavor profile though.
I’d be pumped, guarantee there’s some French bread rolls to slop that tasty beef on
Beers beef and poker, that’s a W in my book
Wait, is that a layer of fat in the bottom ? Wtf is this monstrosity ?
Congealed beef fat. Delicious
Taco Bell called and they want their recipe back
No one has a good enough poker face to eat that
Put that on some carbs, cover it all in sriracha, and you’ve got yourself a deal.
Pinkies up boys! I’m bustin’ out the on-brand catsup
Put that in a roll that looks like a great Philly
looks like it owuld have been pretty good warm, especially with a nice crusty bread roll kinda like an uncouth joseph, chopped cheese, cheesesteak or all manner of meat and cheese affiar. Hell this’d go off with a pile of warm tortillas and sauces.
It seems like the host tried using the wrong cheese or added it too early. If you can ignore the cheese juice blending with the excess fat at the bottom, it can totally work with some toasted bread or another type of carb.
Probably one of those ‘it tastes better than it looks’ scenarios.
It could have easily been modified for some nachos.
Liquidy goodness
Throw some mashed potatoes on top and it’s basically shepherds pie.
Didn’t drain the fat. Though I have gotten to the point of not caring & frying it till there’s not much in the frying pan (thanks for the complaints about every tiny thing MIL!) Now we do over fried, oven baked no spices added things.
Looks 😋
Why is there so much liquid
I’d eat that.
They should have just used it to make taco meat then added it and melted Velveeta to a crockpot pot to make nacho/taco dip. This looks lazily prepared and probably not very good.
Slap some cherry pepper spread on there and I’m game.
Doesn’t look great grow up and eat it.
food with threatening auras. howd it taste?