Probably not technically a crime then, unless it’s being served at an underground crime-serving restaurant. Use context cues to determine criminality of establishment: do they serve bald-eagle wings? Does the bar offer coors east of the rockies? When you checked your coat, did you receive a ticket? What is the immigration status of the kitchen staff? Take a photo of the maitre d and use google image search; are they wanted for crime?
Jokes aside, how did it taste?
DIJames6
Wait, like actual whale meat.. That has to be a literal crime..
wrongpitch
Could you not have chopped it a bit smaller and covered that poor bases decency
Average_Waffle_
When did they turn me into pizza?
Avox0976
Not a crime
hanzoman3
Is this the Pizza from The Movie the Whale?
ExcitedMonkeyBrains
I’ve always wanted to try whale. And the delivery system as a pizza… would 100%
SevenVeils0
I’m sorry, and I’m sure that I will be very unpopular after saying this- legal does not equate to moral or ethical.
I am 100% in support of native people being allowed to eat their traditional diets. Just for clarity.
But this doesn’t seem to be that.
realdealreel9
Legally not a crime. Nor a pizza crime if they’ve simply made it into what is essentially pepperoni (having never had whale, I can’t speak to the taste but it basically just looks like pep here). That being said, this is personally, morally a crime. I wouldn’t tell an indigenous person what they should eat, but if you’re a tourist, I’m not into this at all.
Wizard-In-Disguise
Absolutely a heinous crime. Just whaling but turning it into a pizza, inexcusable over inexcusable
Classic-Exchange-511
Lol it took me a solid 2 minutes to realize you’re eating a pizza that has whale on it. I was trying to understand why you were calling this shape a whale, or what this pizza has to do with the 2022 hit movie “The Whale” starring Brendan Frasier
JapanPizzaNumberOne
Why wouldn’t they use whale bacon instead of whale meat? Seems like a lost opportunity.
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Probably not technically a crime then, unless it’s being served at an underground crime-serving restaurant. Use context cues to determine criminality of establishment: do they serve bald-eagle wings? Does the bar offer coors east of the rockies? When you checked your coat, did you receive a ticket? What is the immigration status of the kitchen staff? Take a photo of the maitre d and use google image search; are they wanted for crime?
Jokes aside, how did it taste?
Wait, like actual whale meat.. That has to be a literal crime..
Could you not have chopped it a bit smaller and covered that poor bases decency
When did they turn me into pizza?
Not a crime
Is this the Pizza from
The Movie the Whale?
I’ve always wanted to try whale. And the delivery system as a pizza… would 100%
I’m sorry, and I’m sure that I will be very unpopular after saying this- legal does not equate to moral or ethical.
I am 100% in support of native people being allowed to eat their traditional diets. Just for clarity.
But this doesn’t seem to be that.
Legally not a crime. Nor a pizza crime if they’ve simply made it into what is essentially pepperoni (having never had whale, I can’t speak to the taste but it basically just looks like pep here). That being said, this is personally, morally a crime. I wouldn’t tell an indigenous person what they should eat, but if you’re a tourist, I’m not into this at all.
Absolutely a heinous crime. Just whaling but turning it into a pizza, inexcusable over inexcusable
Lol it took me a solid 2 minutes to realize you’re eating a pizza that has whale on it. I was trying to understand why you were calling this shape a whale, or what this pizza has to do with the 2022 hit movie “The Whale” starring Brendan Frasier
Why wouldn’t they use whale bacon instead of whale meat? Seems like a lost opportunity.