My eclairs came out looking a little ✨️suspicious✨️
My eclairs came out looking a little ✨️suspicious✨️
by BakeItBaby
31 Comments
BakeItBaby
Here’s to hoping the dicklairs won’t look so phallic once they’re filled and covered in chocolate… 😂💀
Bumblebee4367
/mildlypenis
Terminator7786
r/mildlypenis
Waviaerith
They even have the little vein down the side 🤣🤣🤣💀
Edited for spelling 🤦🏼♀️
ohbrubuh
Dip the tips
ThunderHammerRagavan
I’ve done that a few times lol. Sometimes, I think they won’t be long enough, so I’ll pipe out a little dollop more and it just makes them look inappropriate.
LemonBomb
What are you filling them with then?
chocolatelover420
I’d still put them in my mouth 👄 😭🤣
sweptawayyyy
I don’t know what it says about me that I think they look delicious…..
PM_ME_PASTRY_RECIPES
I should call him….
Adventurous-Print848
Phallic. They came out looking Phallic. 😂
Playful-Dragon
Claire will be very pleasured.. uh I mean pleased.. Iean she will think they are delicious.. I mean… Hell, they are going into her mouth anyway… Just say mmmmmm
Jenjikromi
r/notapenis
BigTiddyMobBossGF
Well.. at least you have a promising career as a baker for hen nights 😂
quarterbread
They were just excited you made them!
Show_me_your_feels_
This definitely belongs in r/mildlypenis 😂
DKC_Reno
Maybe you are on to something, the baked good of the year, 2025
Should probably see a doctor if those don’t shrink after 4 hours
rleanie
everything reminds me of him
reddit_is_compromise
I bet if one were to poke a small hole in the end, then gently squeezed down firmly on the eclair, then post the resulting picture, I bet it’ll get more upvotes than this one.
RedRoverNY
DTF THOSE
freneticboarder
Cut, uncut, cut, uncut…
Those are girthy choux pipes…
AlexRyang
Now you have to eat them from the sides.
NOLArtist02
What you got on your mind? 🤪
constantcomment64
1 and 3 got decent circumcisions, 2’s looks a little botched, and 4 looks uncut
31 Comments
Here’s to hoping the dicklairs won’t look so phallic once they’re filled and covered in chocolate… 😂💀
/mildlypenis
r/mildlypenis
They even have the little vein down the side 🤣🤣🤣💀
Edited for spelling 🤦🏼♀️
Dip the tips
I’ve done that a few times lol. Sometimes, I think they won’t be long enough, so I’ll pipe out a little dollop more and it just makes them look inappropriate.
What are you filling them with then?
I’d still put them in my mouth 👄 😭🤣
I don’t know what it says about me that I think they look delicious…..
I should call him….
Phallic. They came out looking Phallic. 😂
Claire will be very pleasured.. uh I mean pleased.. Iean she will think they are delicious.. I mean… Hell, they are going into her mouth anyway… Just say mmmmmm
r/notapenis
Well.. at least you have a promising career as a baker for hen nights 😂
They were just excited you made them!
This definitely belongs in r/mildlypenis 😂
Maybe you are on to something, the baked good of the year, 2025
Haha!! Best photo ever!!!
You could get a job [here](https://theculturetrip.com/europe/france/paris/articles/hungerlust-this-baker-makes-penis-shaped-bread-at-legay-choc-bakery).
Should probably see a doctor if those don’t shrink after 4 hours
everything reminds me of him
I bet if one were to poke a small hole in the end, then gently squeezed down firmly on the eclair, then post the resulting picture, I bet it’ll get more upvotes than this one.
DTF THOSE
Cut, uncut, cut, uncut…
Those are girthy choux pipes…
Now you have to eat them from the sides.
What you got on your mind? 🤪
1 and 3 got decent circumcisions, 2’s looks a little botched, and 4 looks uncut
Perfect for a bachelorette party!
Would
Hopefully they’re not too hard!
Those are some thick dicklairs