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18 Comments

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   cahovi 7 months ago

   That made me laugh way too much – you’re allowed to look at food, and perhaps smell it, that’s the quickest way to lose weight after all xD

   More seriously though, are you sure you set your height correctly? If it’s in cm and you forget a number, it leads to funny results!

2. 

   CaliPenelope1968 7 months ago

   Can we do like a half a calorie for mega turbo?

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   EchoOfAsh 7 months ago

   Material for r/1200isjerky omg lol… doctors hate this one simple trick for weight loss!

4. 

   Sad-Fox6934 7 months ago

   Doctors > computer algorithms

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   Sachayoj 7 months ago

   I see you’re following a Great Depression diet. 🤣

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   mortzm 7 months ago

   one single calorie 😭😭😭

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   hikingenthu-3528 7 months ago

   I’d die! 😂😂

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   freeashavacado 7 months ago

   Lmao now this got me thinkin tho. Say you really only have 1 calorie to play with. What are yall eating? Personally I’d go with a single shred of cheddar cheese

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   spesithic 7 months ago

   Half of a tictac 👍

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    poopoobecca 7 months ago

    I wouldn’t even be able to take my supplements

11. 

    SofiaFrancesca 7 months ago

    Did you put your weight in as like 50g? This is golden.

12. 

    AirlessDragon 7 months ago

    Feels like an r/softwaregore moment 😂

13. 

    maiseypepperkeets 7 months ago

    r/1isplenty

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    sanity_inn 7 months ago

    i’d prob still gain weight, somehow.

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    DjinnEyeYou 7 months ago

    [A scene from Kung Fu Panda that expresses my thoughts on this very succinctly](https://youtu.be/raT3QlTalrc?feature=shared)

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    PresentationOk1167 7 months ago

    2lb a week?! If I had 1 calorie a day I’d expect to look like a skeleton by next Sunday

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    guimontag 7 months ago

    So what are you gonna spend your 1 calorie on? A sip of the juice at the bottom of the salsa jar?

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    BraveHeartoftheDawn 7 months ago

    LOL XD That’s insane. XD