My sisters been trying to eat more veggies (and learn to cook)
She thought of these recipes “in her head”.
Canned baked beans and carrots.
Tried to cook rice, egg white and giant chunks of yam in rice cooker…the rice didn’t cook.
There’s a cauliflower on the cutting board, I’m scared for it…
by notbobbybob
31 Comments
Ok-Baker3548
I know what you wrote in your description, but wtf am I looking at? Meth?
GentrifriesGuy
Sorry. But. Your sister must be destroyed!
EastAd206
This is the product of a troubled mind
Barndogal
Have her try to recreate meals on YouTube. It’s the best way to learn hands down.
mrwioo
At least she’s attempting to learn to cook. Hope she figures it out
USA_MuhFreedums_USA
Why baked beans of all things lmfao
TheQueensCrumpets
Bless her heart. Does she not grasp the concept that you can prepare vegetables (peel, chop, mash, season, etc) rather than simply heating them up whole?
20brightlights
Good god
LegoGeezer57
How’d you get the beans before the carrot!!
Snizza
She needs some YouTube basics videos on cooking haha. And maybe an exorcist
kitylou
Can you introduce her to salad ?
danfish_77
She really should start with some recipes and then do minor variations from there. Her intuition for both flavor and methodology seem very poor.
VexTheTielfling
Respectfully tell her to fuck off with the beans on top of everything. You can choose any wording of your choosing. Roast the cauliflower by cutting it in quarters a bit of oil on the flats and sear in a hot pan with a shallow amount of oil and butter add your spices salt, pepper, paprika, plenty of garlic. Pop in the oven at 350 until it’s tender. Most Vegetables are good enough like that. Yams are weird and I don’t eat them but sweet potato with Thyme butter salt and pepper is pretty good roasted or if she can use a charcoal grill you wrap them twice in foil and put them under the coals for about 45-1hr.
BouncingDancer
As long as she eats it, lol. But this is like trying to learn how to write by making random scribbles on the paper and expecting it to turn out like letters.
Superb_n00b
Can she read a recipe? Cuz that would help prolly. This is more of a “I think this is what healthy food is, so I’m gonna mash them together and hope for the best” wtf lol
honeyedglam
Well if she’s attached to beans, maybe she can learn to make a proper English breakfast.
dirtybo0ts
The F is this?
Greasy_Cleavage
Dextaur
The carrots and beans are probably tasty.
Just the kind of struggle meal a poor bastard like me would eat.
jabracadaniel
tell her learning by doing still means following instructions from someone more knowledgable, not whatever this is
Hauntedgooselover
There’s no method to her madness. How do you do that to rice??
LostinQuiddity
Not bad.
There’s two types of potatoes: waxy and starchy
Starchy: russet type- good for frying, mushing, backing, etc.
Waxy- like red potatoes- good for soups, etc because they stay together.
Idk if it’s a potatoe at the end… but it looks like a russet gone wrong 🤣
Hardwarestore_Senpai
Maybe a vegetarian cookbook (or a few magazines) are on her wish list? This is ridiculous.
Hardwarestore_Senpai
Well, if you’re using a rice cooker. There should be a seperate steam basket. I guess this recipe could have worked.
LongjumpingEmu6094
Wtf is she? A Mongolian nomad from before christ? Has to be because only some unholy creature could eat this.
WASTELAND_RAVEN
*Huh, well then….*
hickgorilla
robaroo
Are your sisters 10?
Jazzlike_News64
Is she ok??
daffodyll
i don’t understand how anyone could make it to adulthood without having any basic cooking knowledge. does she know how to boil water?
31 Comments
I know what you wrote in your description, but wtf am I looking at? Meth?
Sorry. But. Your sister must be destroyed!
This is the product of a troubled mind
Have her try to recreate meals on YouTube. It’s the best way to learn hands down.
At least she’s attempting to learn to cook. Hope she figures it out
Why baked beans of all things lmfao
Bless her heart. Does she not grasp the concept that you can prepare vegetables (peel, chop, mash, season, etc) rather than simply heating them up whole?
Good god
How’d you get the beans before the carrot!!
She needs some YouTube basics videos on cooking haha. And maybe an exorcist
Can you introduce her to salad ?
She really should start with some recipes and then do minor variations from there. Her intuition for both flavor and methodology seem very poor.
Respectfully tell her to fuck off with the beans on top of everything. You can choose any wording of your choosing. Roast the cauliflower by cutting it in quarters a bit of oil on the flats and sear in a hot pan with a shallow amount of oil and butter add your spices salt, pepper, paprika, plenty of garlic. Pop in the oven at 350 until it’s tender. Most Vegetables are good enough like that. Yams are weird and I don’t eat them but sweet potato with Thyme butter salt and pepper is pretty good roasted or if she can use a charcoal grill you wrap them twice in foil and put them under the coals for about 45-1hr.
As long as she eats it, lol. But this is like trying to learn how to write by making random scribbles on the paper and expecting it to turn out like letters.
Can she read a recipe? Cuz that would help prolly. This is more of a “I think this is what healthy food is, so I’m gonna mash them together and hope for the best” wtf lol
Well if she’s attached to beans, maybe she can learn to make a proper English breakfast.
The F is this?
The carrots and beans are probably tasty.
Just the kind of struggle meal a poor bastard like me would eat.
tell her learning by doing still means following instructions from someone more knowledgable, not whatever this is
There’s no method to her madness. How do you do that to rice??
Not bad.
There’s two types of potatoes: waxy and starchy
Starchy: russet type- good for frying, mushing, backing, etc.
Waxy- like red potatoes- good for soups, etc because they stay together.
Idk if it’s a potatoe at the end… but it looks like a russet gone wrong 🤣
Maybe a vegetarian cookbook (or a few magazines) are on her wish list? This is ridiculous.
Well, if you’re using a rice cooker. There should be a seperate steam basket. I guess this recipe could have worked.
Wtf is she? A Mongolian nomad from before christ? Has to be because only some unholy creature could eat this.
*Huh, well then….*
Are your sisters 10?
Is she ok??
i don’t understand how anyone could make it to adulthood without having any basic cooking knowledge. does she know how to boil water?
