/me grabs a chunk of charcoal and starts eating it
cartercharles
That pizza slice is fire
_InvaderJim
“I’m going to a accident”
_the_violet_femme
You know, in school they taught us to calculate calories by lighting shit on fire. Since this is already completely burned, does that mean it’s calorie free?
Is OP on to a new fad diet?
DIJames6
Oh you want well done???
Xdaz1019
“It tastes like burning”
Ruinerofchats
Suppose that’s one way to start a diet. Burnt all the calories out of it.
Forsaken-Use-3220
Or hear me out chewing tobacco on top of the pizza finishing that off with a nice Pack of cigarettes If it isn’t Marlboro, you’re a communist and then after dinner zyxn and a beer because you’re not a savage
LazyOldCat
Bespoke wood fired oven, ‘char’ is perfect, $100, not including tip.
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I sure hope that’s a brownie in pizza slice form
/me grabs a chunk of charcoal and starts eating it
That pizza slice is fire
“I’m going to a accident”
You know, in school they taught us to calculate calories by lighting shit on fire. Since this is already completely burned, does that mean it’s calorie free?
Is OP on to a new fad diet?
Oh you want well done???
“It tastes like burning”
Suppose that’s one way to start a diet. Burnt all the calories out of it.
Or hear me out chewing tobacco on top of the pizza finishing that off with a nice Pack of cigarettes If it isn’t Marlboro, you’re a communist and then after dinner zyxn and a beer because you’re not a savage
Bespoke wood fired oven, ‘char’ is perfect, $100, not including tip.
Carbon gets some heavy metals put of the body.
Smoking would pry be a better speed run tbh
Maybe radiation
I’m glad this is the last season of humanity