I just ate 3 of these containers how fried am I

by Money_Choice4477

25 Comments

  1. Guy-McPerson

    Take their advice and don’t worry, have some more 🙂

  2. Chicasayshi

    Your body must’ve needed it. All good tomorrow is a new day 🙂 I sometimes splurge myself.

  3. DieHackerLol

    Its actually 164 calories for 3 40g containers, thats actually pretty good.

    But you actually consumed a lot of sugar, your insulin levels might be a littel bit too high

  4. sleepyroosterweight

    Osmotic diarrhea for the next 72 hrs…good luck buddy

  5. lopsidedthumbs

    Do NOT trust a fart for the next couple days my guy

  6. UnbiasedOnionRing

    These have been all off my TikTok feed. Can i get an unbiased opinion? Are they worth the high price?

  7. AccomplishedCat762

    Ohhhhhhh boy I remember how my body reacted to eating a pint of halo top… if the sugar alcohols are the same here…. ya, praying for you sister/brother

  8. 4SeasonWahine

    wtf are these made out of because ain’t no way a real meringue can be that low, they’re eggs and sugar. Even if using a sugar alcohol or sweetener the egg whites would measure in higher than that

  9. PawelW007

    I have no advice for you besides see you on the other side….of the stall.

  10. Commercial-Tea3317

    # Definitely cleaning yourself out 😳

  11. Here’s a preview of your future: Haribo Gummy bears also used malitol as their sugar substitute https://www.amazon.com/review/R2JGNJ5ZPJT4YC

    Selected excerpts:

    > the Satan bears’ burning, hot, liquidy dark magic crashed against my anal sphincter like a tidal wave. I was able to close the hatch just in time, but those relentless, toxic bears beat against it like Orcs breaking down the doors of Helm’s Deep… Beads of sweat began rolling down my neck. Suddenly, a loud, gurgling war cry came from my belly, and the entire class lifted their heads.

    > It took absolutely no effort to expel this demon. Almost immediately, the floodgates of hell were opened and the damned, liquified souls of an entire bag’s worth of gummi bears cried as they burned through my sphincter and into the watery abyss below. I had never felt such simultaneous relief and anguish in my life.
    After 30 more minutes of this, I immediately went home, dug a hole in my backyard, and burned the remaining bag of gummi bears.
    I leave with this; do not, I repeat do NOT eat these spawns of Satan.

    Good luck and godspeed.

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