I was staging at a nice restaurant yesterday. At some point, I squatted down to scoop some sorbet out of the low boy and heard a horrifying riiiiiip. I looked around my crotch, but didn’t see anything so I just brushed it off and carried on. No one said anything. My ass was hanging out for 4 hours and not a peep from anybody. I didn’t even realize until this morning when I put my pants on again!
by DepthFit4606
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and im freeeeee! free ballin!
You’ve heard of “sun’s out, guns out”? Now get ready for “Bass out, ass out” when you’re cooking fish.
Commando??
LOOKS LIKE BEEF CHEEKS ARE BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!
deleted nightmare before christmas scene. 🙈
They saw and didn’t want to end the show.
What a crap situation
HOT BEHIND
Nice ass
that means you’re needed bro.
No one wanted you to stop working 🤣
Behind.
Cheeky
Nice.
and no one said anything..??? oh my god i would be so pissed 😭 how could u not say something
Free labor and a free show?! Dangggggg
Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon
Didn’t you feel a breeze? Lmao, sorry this happened to you.
Thiccy
Staging at a nice restaurant completely free balling it?!
Why aren’t you wearing any underwear though dog
Cant tell if you are male or female but gyat damnnn would clap
Ooooh i did this in a new restaurant too once!! the chef looked at me weird when i walked back on line with an apron tied on my waist backwards, but chose not to ask lol.
Guess we are having cake for dessert
Now, I learned a lesson, I won’t soon forget,
So listen and you won’t regret,
Be true to yourself, don’t miss your chance,
And you won’t end up like the fool who ripped his pants
Can’t go anywhere on this site without someone plugging their onlyfans
*I thought I had everybody on my side*
*But I went and blew it all sky high*
*And now, she won’t even spare a passing glance*
*All just because I, ripped my pants*
Enhance
Are you going back? I wouldn’t go back lmao
Did you tell Marco Pierre White that you were too hot in the kitchen?
That’s the biggest amuse bouche I’ve ever seen. Two hands needed.
PLEASE keep us updated if you get hired here 😂