I was staging at a nice restaurant yesterday. At some point, I squatted down to scoop some sorbet out of the low boy and heard a horrifying riiiiiip. I looked around my crotch, but didn’t see anything so I just brushed it off and carried on. No one said anything. My ass was hanging out for 4 hours and not a peep from anybody. I didn’t even realize until this morning when I put my pants on again!

by DepthFit4606

31 Comments

  1. stdio-lib

    You’ve heard of “sun’s out, guns out”? Now get ready for “Bass out, ass out” when you’re cooking fish.

  2. LOOKS LIKE BEEF CHEEKS ARE BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

  3. samsclubFTavamax

    deleted nightmare before christmas scene. 🙈

  4. Popular-Capital6330

    that means you’re needed bro.
    No one wanted you to stop working 🤣

  5. shockjockeys

    and no one said anything..??? oh my god i would be so pissed 😭 how could u not say something

  6. Regularlyirregular37

    Free labor and a free show?! Dangggggg

  7. Bruised_up_whitebelt

    Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon

  8. LuunchLady

    Didn’t you feel a breeze? Lmao, sorry this happened to you.

  9. RUNNING-HIGH

    Staging at a nice restaurant completely free balling it?!

  10. Mammoth-Slide-3707

    Why aren’t you wearing any underwear though dog

  11. Round-Somewhere-6619

    Cant tell if you are male or female but gyat damnnn would clap

  12. Beanspr0utsss

    Ooooh i did this in a new restaurant too once!! the chef looked at me weird when i walked back on line with an apron tied on my waist backwards, but chose not to ask lol.

  13. SmilingSunBlackMoon

    Now, I learned a lesson, I won’t soon forget,
    So listen and you won’t regret,
    Be true to yourself, don’t miss your chance,
    And you won’t end up like the fool who ripped his pants

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  15. QueerMommyDom

    *I thought I had everybody on my side*
    *But I went and blew it all sky high*
    *And now, she won’t even spare a passing glance*
    *All just because I, ripped my pants*

  16. KingTutt91

    Are you going back? I wouldn’t go back lmao

  17. Nexus6Leon

    Did you tell Marco Pierre White that you were too hot in the kitchen?

  18. Punny_Farting_1877

    That’s the biggest amuse bouche I’ve ever seen. Two hands needed.

  19. nonfiction-n8

    PLEASE keep us updated if you get hired here 😂

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