Is prawns (shrimp) in general a crime to pizza kind? I think not but my friends (who have nothing better to do at half 10 in the morning) want answers.

by Routine-Maximum-7788

27 Comments

  1. fuckyouyaslut

    No. In fact, you’re getting an award for outstanding public service.

  2. spidey9393

    Go police the real pizza crimes. Nothing to see here, move along.

  3. Either-Carpet-5974

    Not a crime, shrimps are fine, they are also put on the pizza perfectly and I guess I’ll allow an oval pizza too

  4. FauxStarD

    I probably would’ve cut the shrimp halves or thirds, but to each their own.

  5. Rad_Knight

    Not guilty. Shrimp is essential for a complete seafood pizza

  6. Helpuswenoobs

    Personally would have not thrown them on a marinara sauce base but other than that, I see no crime here.

  7. ExpensiveWriting1900

    i dunno, this looks absolutely delicious though

  8. AboveBoard

    No jury in the land would convict. Looks delicious.

  9. Negative_Way8350

    Not guilty. Shrimp is an optimal addition to almost any savory food.

  10. Wrong-Tell8996

    It looks absolutely delicious.
    There’s a place near me that does pizzas shaped that way too so not weird to me at all! This legit looks so good. I personally don’t care for shrimp with cheese stuff unless in pasta form but I know a ton of people do
    I vote not guilty

  11. RemarkableStudent196

    I think it could be gross if made poorly but this looks delicious

  12. SirIronSights

    Only the oval shape of the pizza is suspicious.

    You may pass this checkpoint, and put that pizza in your mouth.

  13. designlevee

    Not guilty and the defendant should be compensated for any legal fees incurred

  14. Not guilty. Looks delicious.

    But, at first glance it looks like a brain. Delicious brains.

Write A Comment