GM told me cracking a double egg means I knocked someone up, and brother I’m shakin in my nonslip clogs
GM told me cracking a double egg means I knocked someone up, and brother I’m shakin in my nonslip clogs
by toxiclimeade
27 Comments
TenaciousZBridedog
I mean, you’re a line cook, the possibility isn’t that far off
Fun_Alarm786
U keep them on!
Negative-Appeal-340
Just be like me and don’t have sex, got to big-brain these sorts of things.
Coffee13lack
They’re good luck!
PossibleJazzlike2804
Did he accidentally order double yolk?
rhirhirhirhirhi
After the second one did you just start saying “No Way” in higher and higher tones until your voice gave out? 7 freakin eggs man!!! Fertile freakin Myrtle over here 🤣
cancerdancer
this is why egg prices are going up
R0megon
Better ask for a raise
pheldozer
Congrats on your octuplets!
Papaofmonsters
Who’s the (un)lucky hostess?
TactikalSoup
Guess you need to have a word with someone in FOH
littlemoon-03
bro left for milk 7 times
Phreeflo
That flat top is way too hot for nice eggs.
laps-in-judgement
In case you’re really worried…. this chicken owner would like to reassure you. Certain breeds frequently lay doubles, so those eggs probably came from a flock of them
tee2green
Jumbo eggs are more likely to be twins.
Your boss ordered jumbo eggs.
EoinKelly
You’re gonna have to switch to FOH – father of hundreds
Epicsharkduck
Either you got quadruplets on the way or you’re an up and coming new Nick Cannon
Punny_Farting_1877
Put your spatula down, walk out the back door, and don’t stop walking until you put a couple of states behind you. Actually, I hear Canada is quite nice this time of year.
ShowerTimeSadness
Bros entire paycheck about to go to child support
LewBabe
What in the GMO!
ravage214
Time to play the lottery on your way home lucky guy!!!
stockpyler
Damn, Fertile, stay away from my house! 🤣
shanrock2772
This would be the ultimate post in r/doubleyolk
leahcfinn
My husband cracked a whole dozen double yolks… found out a few weeks later we were having twins. No shit.
veryblanduser
GM definitely bought some doubleyolkers before telling you that.
FoolsGoldMouthpiece
When is the last time that flat top was cleaned
Kingding_Aling
The British Egg Industry Council places double-yolked eggs at 1:1000. That means cracking 4 in a row is a probability of 1 in 1 trillion….
27 Comments
I mean, you’re a line cook, the possibility isn’t that far off
U keep them on!
Just be like me and don’t have sex, got to big-brain these sorts of things.
They’re good luck!
Did he accidentally order double yolk?
After the second one did you just start saying “No Way” in higher and higher tones until your voice gave out? 7 freakin eggs man!!! Fertile freakin Myrtle over here 🤣
this is why egg prices are going up
Better ask for a raise
Congrats on your octuplets!
Who’s the (un)lucky hostess?
Guess you need to have a word with someone in FOH
bro left for milk 7 times
That flat top is way too hot for nice eggs.
In case you’re really worried…. this chicken owner would like to reassure you. Certain breeds frequently lay doubles, so those eggs probably came from a flock of them
Jumbo eggs are more likely to be twins.
Your boss ordered jumbo eggs.
You’re gonna have to switch to FOH – father of hundreds
Either you got quadruplets on the way or you’re an up and coming new Nick Cannon
Put your spatula down, walk out the back door, and don’t stop walking until you put a couple of states behind you. Actually, I hear Canada is quite nice this time of year.
Bros entire paycheck about to go to child support
What in the GMO!
Time to play the lottery on your way home lucky guy!!!
Damn, Fertile, stay away from my house! 🤣
This would be the ultimate post in r/doubleyolk
My husband cracked a whole dozen double yolks… found out a few weeks later we were having twins. No shit.
GM definitely bought some doubleyolkers before telling you that.
When is the last time that flat top was cleaned
The British Egg Industry Council places double-yolked eggs at 1:1000. That means cracking 4 in a row is a probability of 1 in 1 trillion….