the constipation that comes with those has to be crazy
CoolZooKeeper
Looks like a ton of breading… would still eat.
DIJames6
I’ll try almost anything once… 7/11 wings are pretty decent believe it or not..
Unpressed_panini
Yeah im eating those with a sugar free redbull lmao
DanteSexum
Not for me! I hate wings with all that breading
shrek420escobar
Wash it down with a white monster 🤤
tsobnov
7/11 wings do slap
Potential_Life_2629
I just took 2 Tums after looking at this
Deadpanther77
:O
yellowsubmarine2016
Where’s the sushi?
Aggressive_Wasabi_38
Your belly! Yikes!
buttcheeksmasher
Rolaids and a mouthful of fun is what I’m seein
Winter-Classroom455
The problem I have with “fast food” type wings are they’re usually soggy on the outside and greasy fall off the bone in the inside. I don’t think the shits come from the sauces they put on them but more so how greasy the wings are considering they’re usually precooked and frozen which traps all of the grease in.
I once had wings from a Marriott in New Orleans. I live 17 hours away. Long road trip, tired. So we opted to get food from the hotel. I ordered one thing and it was 86d so I had to order somthing else. I asked the girl “what would you recommend to replace, she giggled and couldn’t even think of the word” popular” Im guessing and said “the wings are pretty famous”
Famous wings.. I thought “well wings are never really bad” sure fuck me up with the wings. And fuck me up they did.. I was halfway through my day, 17 hours away from home, took my gf shopping and then bam. Felt like I had the worst flu coming on. Body felt like I got hit by a truck, shivering. Ended back up in the hotel where for the next few hours I spent puking and pissing out my ass. Not a solid piece of dook in sight. I felt horrible physically and guilty because my gf just had to stay in a hotel room with my doing nothing on our vacation while world War 3 was going on and my ass was blitzkrieging the toilet. There was not enough lebensraum in bowland. Thank God for immodium and kratom. I took a gamble and went on an airboat gator tour the next day. I still cringe at the possibility I shit my pants on a water vessel operated by a giant fan. Then unfortunately I had a total 17 hour road trip that was split between 2 days. Fortunately the conflict was over aside from a few minor skirmishes. I can say I painted a few different bowls in several different states. So at least I can say I accomplished somthing.
Moral of the story is don’t trust wings even from well known chains. I’d rather feel like I’m starving for a few hours than go through that again.
Beware the “famous wings”
Toews1978
Those look good
Kaevek
Would absolutely smash.
roryfyf
I’d try, but they look soggy
Competitive_Praline8
Those look gas
glen_ko_ko
How much do these cost?
cheezhead1252
Hope you have a bidet to cool your ass down later lol
Ok_Drawer7797
The box looked like a cyber truck lmao
themayorhere
Would
Crescentxsky
That does look really good ngl. Hopefully you don’t get the bubble guts later though.
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Those look like gas station wings…
I would smash.
Looks like heartburn. Still would though.
#indoorplumbing
the constipation that comes with those has to be crazy
Looks like a ton of breading… would still eat.
I’ll try almost anything once… 7/11 wings are pretty decent believe it or not..
Yeah im eating those with a sugar free redbull lmao
Not for me! I hate wings with all that breading
Wash it down with a white monster 🤤
7/11 wings do slap
I just took 2 Tums after looking at this
:O
Where’s the sushi?
Your belly!
Yikes!
Rolaids and a mouthful of fun is what I’m seein
The problem I have with “fast food” type wings are they’re usually soggy on the outside and greasy fall off the bone in the inside. I don’t think the shits come from the sauces they put on them but more so how greasy the wings are considering they’re usually precooked and frozen which traps all of the grease in.
I once had wings from a Marriott in New Orleans. I live 17 hours away. Long road trip, tired. So we opted to get food from the hotel. I ordered one thing and it was 86d so I had to order somthing else. I asked the girl “what would you recommend to replace, she giggled and couldn’t even think of the word” popular” Im guessing and said “the wings are pretty famous”
Famous wings.. I thought “well wings are never really bad” sure fuck me up with the wings. And fuck me up they did.. I was halfway through my day, 17 hours away from home, took my gf shopping and then bam. Felt like I had the worst flu coming on. Body felt like I got hit by a truck, shivering. Ended back up in the hotel where for the next few hours I spent puking and pissing out my ass. Not a solid piece of dook in sight. I felt horrible physically and guilty because my gf just had to stay in a hotel room with my doing nothing on our vacation while world War 3 was going on and my ass was blitzkrieging the toilet. There was not enough lebensraum in bowland. Thank God for immodium and kratom. I took a gamble and went on an airboat gator tour the next day. I still cringe at the possibility I shit my pants on a water vessel operated by a giant fan. Then unfortunately I had a total 17 hour road trip that was split between 2 days. Fortunately the conflict was over aside from a few minor skirmishes. I can say I painted a few different bowls in several different states. So at least I can say I accomplished somthing.
Moral of the story is don’t trust wings even from well known chains. I’d rather feel like I’m starving for a few hours than go through that again.
Beware the “famous wings”
Those look good
Would absolutely smash.
I’d try, but they look soggy
Those look gas
How much do these cost?
Hope you have a bidet to cool your ass down later lol
The box looked like a cyber truck lmao
Would
That does look really good ngl. Hopefully you don’t get the bubble guts later though.
Looks like the hot poops later.