Part of me probably should've suspected this result, but not this badly! It basically turned into pizza soup 🫠
by Chompif
23 Comments
DarthPepo
Good soup
Tight-Vacation-5783
Are you sure this isn’t a frozen lasagna that came in the wrong package? It looks like one of those cheap frozen ones.
OasissisaO
Fucking yikes
yallermysons
aurr naurrrr
oshaCaller
I saw these today. I don’t see the trick in it. Crustless means no bread/crust/starch, you got meat cheese and sauce.
Did you think the bottom of it would have a layer of bread?
darthcaedusiiii
Do you have a Marcos in your area? You can get it much better and they have coupons monthly.
External_Two2928
I understand the convenience of frozen food but like this is SO easy to make lol get a chunky tomato sauce, shredded mozzarella and pepperoni slices and throw in a casserole dish/cast iron pan and throw in the oven. You’d have enough to make multiple servings and it would taste so much better
shannon_dey
You’re first clue should have been that it was Banquet brand!
Just teasing you, but for real, I do not trust that brand at all. My mother, when I was a kid and we were very poor, would buy Banquet Salisbury steak family trays. She’d always tell us we were having “mystery meat” for supper.
Also, my favorite part of pizza is the dough, so I would not want to try that greasy mess anyway. Maybe you could have used it as a dip with some crusty/toasted french bread. That might make it edible. Or some non-saltine crackers, like the “fancy” vegetable crackers, or those toasted onion ones. I have had pizza dip before that was made to look like how this looks on the box, and it was good with garlic melba toast.
deathmess999
Supposedly 25g of protein in it too 😂😭
fourbyfouralek
r/expectationvsreality
Issyv00
Crustless pizza should have served as a warning.
Shins
1760 mg of sodium for 500ish calories is wild
LargeD
So, what did you expect, a gourmet meal? You got exactly what you paid for.
SweetMilitia
This will either cause me to be constipated or give me the runs. In both cases heartburn will be present.
presidentkokoro
You should have cooked some bowtie pasta to eat with your pizza soup. Sorry it didn’t turn out to be what you expected, but at least you may have saved others here from accidentally buying it.
Hope you were able to turn it into something better, and drink plenty of water, the sodium and calorie amount for such a small serving is kinda insane.
FallOutShelterBoy
This was one of the worst things I literally ever had. I took like three bites and threw the goddamn thing out
Miserable-Ad5401
Oh man. I tried the pizza pot pie forever ago and it was also like a weird tomato basil soup with a hint of cheese and chunks of meat, but with a crust. I imagine this is just as awful.
SpeedBlitzX
How can a company mess up cheese, sauce and meat??
Did it at least have any flavour??
lmindanger
That’s just a shitty lasagna but you don’t even get the good pasta portion.
InfiniteBoxworks
Looks like a microwave lasagna and I would still smash.
DeepSubmerge
It’s made by Banquet. They sell food that is a one-way ticket to Diarrhea Land.
Wrong-Tell8996
They’re never gonna look like the image on the box IRL
Dash775
Be honest.. you were still expecting crust weren’t you
23 Comments
Good soup
Are you sure this isn’t a frozen lasagna that came in the wrong package? It looks like one of those cheap frozen ones.
Fucking yikes
aurr naurrrr
I saw these today. I don’t see the trick in it. Crustless means no bread/crust/starch, you got meat cheese and sauce.
Did you think the bottom of it would have a layer of bread?
Do you have a Marcos in your area? You can get it much better and they have coupons monthly.
I understand the convenience of frozen food but like this is SO easy to make lol get a chunky tomato sauce, shredded mozzarella and pepperoni slices and throw in a casserole dish/cast iron pan and throw in the oven. You’d have enough to make multiple servings and it would taste so much better
You’re first clue should have been that it was Banquet brand!
Just teasing you, but for real, I do not trust that brand at all. My mother, when I was a kid and we were very poor, would buy Banquet Salisbury steak family trays. She’d always tell us we were having “mystery meat” for supper.
Also, my favorite part of pizza is the dough, so I would not want to try that greasy mess anyway. Maybe you could have used it as a dip with some crusty/toasted french bread. That might make it edible. Or some non-saltine crackers, like the “fancy” vegetable crackers, or those toasted onion ones. I have had pizza dip before that was made to look like how this looks on the box, and it was good with garlic melba toast.
Supposedly 25g of protein in it too 😂😭
r/expectationvsreality
Crustless pizza should have served as a warning.
1760 mg of sodium for 500ish calories is wild
So, what did you expect, a gourmet meal? You got exactly what you paid for.
This will either cause me to be constipated or give me the runs. In both cases heartburn will be present.
You should have cooked some bowtie pasta to eat with your pizza soup. Sorry it didn’t turn out to be what you expected, but at least you may have saved others here from accidentally buying it.
Hope you were able to turn it into something better, and drink plenty of water, the sodium and calorie amount for such a small serving is kinda insane.
This was one of the worst things I literally ever had. I took like three bites and threw the goddamn thing out
Oh man. I tried the pizza pot pie forever ago and it was also like a weird tomato basil soup with a hint of cheese and chunks of meat, but with a crust. I imagine this is just as awful.
How can a company mess up cheese, sauce and meat??
Did it at least have any flavour??
That’s just a shitty lasagna but you don’t even get the good pasta portion.
Looks like a microwave lasagna and I would still smash.
It’s made by Banquet. They sell food that is a one-way ticket to Diarrhea Land.
They’re never gonna look like the image on the box IRL
Be honest.. you were still expecting crust weren’t you