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Look at how my dad desecrated my pizza
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Look at how my dad desecrated my pizza


Look at how my dad desecrated my pizza

by the_skyrim_man

25 Comments

  1. Chunk_Thud

    I wish my dad could do that for me. Enjoy it while it lasts.

  2. Either-Carpet-5974

    Ahem, your dad deserves life sentence 

  3. Dull_Ad8495

    Is the crime that it’s undercooked? Because it is.

  4. TheDudeWhoCanDoIt

    Looks like that pizza is a victim of a slasher.

  5. joemktom

    You’ll be shitting through the eye of a needle tomorrow.

  6. RockinghamRaptor

    Looks like he was just trying to put it out of its misery.

  7. Lyna_hot

    It doesn’t make sense, the slices are not well made

  9. OldTimeEddie

    It looks like a blind toddler tried to use a jedi training exercise to cut this pizza and still fucked it up.

  10. BowlofXanaX

    My dad nutted on my pizza when I asked
    For white sauce.
    Smh first world problems

  11. Simple_Package4678

    This is why you don’t drink and cut pizza…

  12. DIJames6

    Ask him if you were adopted.. If he says no, then ask him if you can be..

  15. in1gom0ntoya

    doneness aside, though that needs adressing those slices are, in fact, criminal

  16. MonkeyGirl18

    Gotta start hiding the pizza cutter and all the knives when pizza is around.

  21. Nexus6Leon

    Real talk, I’m asking this with absolute kindness so I can speak with sensitivity about the situation.

    Is he doing OK?

  22. Briianz

    I feel like I’ve seen these kind of cuts before, but I can’t remember where though.

  23. Realistic_Link_5935

    Outside cooked , middle raw , pizza is dogshit regardless of the cut , although dad’s fuckin crazy man

  24. BananaHomunculus

    Cooked by a heated exchange and then stabbed in a drug deal gone away.

  25. boyItelluhwat

    Let’s be real it never had a chance

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