Salami rose

by MrThiccem

21 Comments

  1. pistilpeet

    That was also my male stripper name. I did not
    make a lot of money.

  2. Educational_Length48

    Not a pink sock. A red blossom. A meat mushroom. A meaty tulip. You guys get it. We all know what’s going on here. Kids don’t know but we do.

  3. Educational_Length48

    Now wait. There’s no hole there. Just a blossoming conversation starter.

  4. kateuptonsvibrator

    Making the salami would be impressive.

  5. bscottlove

    I can hear David Lee Roth singing “Salami Rose” right now

  6. barontaint

    They honestly look pretty. Maybe try to market them as artisanal edible pasties, I’m sure there’s someone there can design the packaging.

  7. Sure-Boysenberry5491

    Covering a ramp with these must cost a fortune

  8. gogozrx

    No ramp, no upvote.

    I don’t make the rules.

  9. damagesdamages

    Ah, haven’t been called that since High School.

  10. JamCartExpress

    Salami rose was my nickname in prison

  11. Salami rose joe Louis. Put some respect on her name, she is one of my favorite musicians ever!

  12. DrNinnuxx

    Funny, your girlfriend texted me last night to come over and try her salami rose.

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