Newest crime on the block



by troughue

33 Comments

  1. wookiex84

    That’s the way to half ass a monstrosity. You skip the last step of beer battering it and tossing it in the deep fryer. Then topping all off with more cheese.

  2. SirDwayneCollins

    People are doing shit just to do it. That said, if they just dumped the meat on there and rolled it up, I would go to town on it.

  3. Aqueraventus

    I mean… it’s definitely a crime and way too much bread, but I would eat

  4. Fallout76_plan_fence

    My fat ass just unlocked a new level of hungry

  5. Educational-Long116

    No matter how unhealthy it looks or against the pizza law it looks we can all agree that bite he took or the bites after that he will take… must be fire trucking tasty bites.

  6. batkave

    What disappointed me is that they used a philly cheese steak. Should be a chicken Parm sandwich

  7. Stay_At_Home_Cat_Dad

    This guy doesn’t know how to crime. Once this was rolled and cut, he should have breaded and deep fried it.

  8. eternalapostle

    This isnt a crime. It’s the opposite of a crime. It’s community service. I could probably stretch that out to two days of lunch and dinner or 3 days for dinner. And you know it probably taste better reheated in the microwave

  9. Ok-Network-1491

    This isn’t a pizza… it’s a burrito.

  10. Troostboost

    Doesn’t look as horrible as some other ones on here. just no point in doing it

  11. thangus_farm

    Think a Philly burrito is someone strung out on heroin trapped in a manhole.

  12. Minimum_Respond4861

    *impending Brick-like constipation for 4 weeks

  13. Certain-Routine-7064

    When you order El Burrito Monster from Temu

  14. jim_johns

    Damn I mean, 10 years ago I would have been pretty impressed by this idea but I ain’t trying to live that life no more. This looked like a decent pizza. He then rolled the pizza up and it was no longer a pizza. No pizza no crime.

  15. zipzap21

    The Charge: Folding and Cramming Resulting in Desecration

    The Verdict: Guilty

    The Punishment: Fold him and roll his ass up!

  16. CountBrackmoor

    Isn’t it wild how a layer only a 1/4” thick could add 1800 calories

  17. RemarkableStudent196

    Oh hell yeah, I see nothing wrong here

  18. Adventurous_Bee_7496

    that’s way to much bread lol

  19. IndependentLove2292

    There was a time in my life when I would have been down for that. 

  20. BlackwolfNy718

    I’m not so much offended by this.

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