This “Gyro” my local restaurant is proudly promoting
This “Gyro” my local restaurant is proudly promoting
by SethIdol
29 Comments
IKeepComingBack4More
Dude that’s a pretty typical plate in any Greek town restaurant, albeit with less meat and fewer pitas.
Nowhere near enough tzatziki tho, and they forgot the onion
Edit: yeah, oops, Greektown* not Greek town. Doy
FineBoysenberry9235
I mean remove the ridiculous tomato chunks and I’m housing that
Woogity
This looks fine and typical.
Acceptable_Candle580
1 star indeed
YakElectronic6713
This looks almost as dry as the Sahara.
True_Antelope8860
Greek tragedy ! my grandpa is rolling in his grave
RustyShack1efordd
Mmmm… winter tomatoes! My favorite!
ABEGIOSTZ
Looks more like nova scotia style donair with those toppings and the cole slaw, that sauce better be sweet and garlicky or else this is a crime
OuroboroSxVoid
I’m Greek and I feel offended seeing this
Wrong-Tell8996
Looks good. That is a nice and fluffy pita, normal gyro meat, and looks like they damn near gave you a full tomato. It’s piled heavily and you have a whole thing of sauce and greens to add to it.
OneManGangTootToot
I bet it’s also like $18.99
shroomysmurf
Where is this restaurant and where can I molotov them my review?
Fucky0uthatswhy
Maybe you don’t need an entire fucking tomato on a gyro, but it looks good otherwise
therealsix
Yep, looks like a Greek served Gyro plate. ~~What’s~~ What are we missing?
Edit: guess some people haven’t gone to a Greek restaurant in the states and had a Gyro.
blackbartimus
I dunno. The Greek American people I’ve met would def be mad if they saw this travesty.
chosimba83
This looks like something I could make at home with $40 worth of ingredients rather than something a specialty restaurant can make for $15.
dragondildo1998
Looks like a basic gyro?
AsleepInteraction882
Looks like they just slammed some stuff on the crust, that’s not how it works.
Also pizzacrime.
State_Conscious
I live in a city with a VERY healthy greek population and this would get laughed off the scene instantly
shitchea420
that slaw look aight
edit: from a distance
ComprehensiveKnee284
Those is technically a gyro, but it’s the safest gyro I’ve seen in a long time
pencylveser
The gyro place near me has something called a “Greek Reuben”. It has a thousand island based sauce, gyro meat, and sauerkraut on a pita. Its sooo good, I never get a regular gyro anymore.
ErectTubesock
I’m more concerned with the coleslaw. That’s not very Mediterranean.
Drclaw411
That looks hard to eat.
lewisfairchild
This is totally acceptable minus the coleslaw.
boys3allc
Would
presidentkokoro
You like-a da juice, yeah? The juice is good ah?
than402
I’m Greek and this has made me very upset
Byrdsheet
I’d send it back and tell them to finish making it.
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Dude that’s a pretty typical plate in any Greek town restaurant, albeit with less meat and fewer pitas.
Nowhere near enough tzatziki tho, and they forgot the onion
Edit: yeah, oops, Greektown* not Greek town. Doy
I mean remove the ridiculous tomato chunks and I’m housing that
This looks fine and typical.
1 star indeed
This looks almost as dry as the Sahara.
Greek tragedy ! my grandpa is rolling in his grave
Mmmm… winter tomatoes! My favorite!
Looks more like nova scotia style donair with those toppings and the cole slaw, that sauce better be sweet and garlicky or else this is a crime
I’m Greek and I feel offended seeing this
Looks good. That is a nice and fluffy pita, normal gyro meat, and looks like they damn near gave you a full tomato. It’s piled heavily and you have a whole thing of sauce and greens to add to it.
I bet it’s also like $18.99
Where is this restaurant and where can I molotov them my review?
Maybe you don’t need an entire fucking tomato on a gyro, but it looks good otherwise
Yep, looks like a Greek served Gyro plate. ~~What’s~~ What are we missing?
Edit: guess some people haven’t gone to a Greek restaurant in the states and had a Gyro.
I dunno. The Greek American people I’ve met would def be mad if they saw this travesty.
This looks like something I could make at home with $40 worth of ingredients rather than something a specialty restaurant can make for $15.
Looks like a basic gyro?
Looks like they just slammed some stuff on the crust, that’s not how it works.
Also pizzacrime.
I live in a city with a VERY healthy greek population and this would get laughed off the scene instantly
that slaw look aight
edit: from a distance
Those is technically a gyro, but it’s the safest gyro I’ve seen in a long time
The gyro place near me has something called a “Greek Reuben”. It has a thousand island based sauce, gyro meat, and sauerkraut on a pita. Its sooo good, I never get a regular gyro anymore.
I’m more concerned with the coleslaw. That’s not very Mediterranean.
That looks hard to eat.
This is totally acceptable minus the coleslaw.
Would
You like-a da juice, yeah? The juice is good ah?
I’m Greek and this has made me very upset
I’d send it back and tell them to finish making it.