I have different beanies to wear depending on the temperature. 🤣
Strange-Title-6337
gopnic
MalefactorX
If you go even smaller you prob can be a banker.
Mertrigis
Was like “Hey my forklift operator wears a beanie lets check it out.” Could not fookin believe it, dead on. Lol
Cyclist007
Takes me back to all those years ago, in the middle of summer, where I had a tuque-wearing green line cook complaining about how hot the kitchen was. 🤣
DarthVidel
Pull the beanie down a bit more and suddenly you’re a surprise cash register inspector
jack_seven
If you look at french chef hats it seems like it has some meaning like that to the wearer
JesusStarbox
I have hair. I don’t need a beanie.
linecookdaddy
Can confirm
IwouldpickJeanluc
This is possibly the most ridiculous thing I have seen today
jjdynasty
“The less practical your beanie is, the more likely it serves a symbolic function rather than a keeping your head warm covering your head function.”
I think similar things could be said about certain types of work boots, pickup trucks etc.
vitonga
ok can someone please explain
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DEAL WITH THOSE SMALL ASS BEANIES
I am a barista and a cook. And i kinda wear it in between. Are you following me or something?
Ok_Drawer7797
No, baristas get paid nowhere near as well as my kitchen staff.
Ok_Drawer7797
If it looks like an unrolled condom you are Anderson.PAAK
IdentifiesAsUrMom
Well I am a gamer, damn
Bestefarssistemens
As a forklift operator(certified, ladies), I can 100% confirm this. This isnt even a joke.
Unfair_Holiday_3549
Lol….looking for work.
marlborohunnids
absolutely accurate that looks exactly like my beanie lol
Groundbreaking_Cup30
I mean, it was 0 degree outside this morning when I left for work, so my beanie drops as low as I can get it
shophopper
And on top of the socio-economic ladder: no beanie at all, which is the smallest beanie possible. This places you above each and every beanie bearer.
God_Lover77
I hate beanies! Where do I stand? CEO?
Magdalan
Nope. We weren’t allowed to wear any type of headgear in any restaurant I’ve worked at. Maybe a headscarf when you were a Muslim woman, but that was about it.
Han_Yerry
Top left if you’re Aesop Rock
Gabenmon
Idk who thinks baristas make more than kitchen workers or forklift operators??
PandiBong
I’m the last one and I’m a theatre director 🤷♂️
ExhaustedPoopcycle
..omg
jancithz
Mines made out of wool and has a poof ball on top it’s cold out here bud
makingkevinbacon
I wear mine in between the bottom two….I’m a kitchen staff but hey I’m looking for work
Jeramy_Jones
Accurate
Didzeee
And what is wrong with being a construction worker? And also, is Barista supposed to be some fancy work these days?
Equivalent_Warthog22
This seems like bullshit to me, made by someone marketing small beanies.
Dragonflymmo
But what if your ears and neck are so cold you just want to be covered all the way down? What if it doesn’t actually mean anything. I don’t think it’s fair to be misjudged as the last one when one simply doesn’t want to be cold.
saikron
This is absolutely true, and it is why we wear our small beanies with pride.
spaacingout
Aw hell, better start dealing drugs instead of consuming them.
masterbluestar
Mf calling me out. I work as a forklift operator/warehouse supervisor and was a chef. Fucking hate how accurate this is lol
MilesAugust74
I like that whoever thought up this *”clever”* meme thinks that a barista, mixologist, and high-end retail make more than a construction worker.
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I have different beanies to wear depending on the temperature. 🤣
gopnic
If you go even smaller you prob can be a banker.
Was like “Hey my forklift operator wears a beanie lets check it out.” Could not fookin believe it, dead on. Lol
Takes me back to all those years ago, in the middle of summer, where I had a tuque-wearing green line cook complaining about how hot the kitchen was. 🤣
Pull the beanie down a bit more and suddenly you’re a surprise cash register inspector
If you look at french chef hats it seems like it has some meaning like that to the wearer
I have hair. I don’t need a beanie.
Can confirm
This is possibly the most ridiculous thing I have seen today
“The less practical your beanie is, the more likely it serves a symbolic function rather than a keeping your head warm covering your head function.”
I think similar things could be said about certain types of work boots, pickup trucks etc.
ok can someone please explain
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DEAL WITH THOSE SMALL ASS BEANIES
like bro that shit is gonna fall off your head
reminds me of [ADEBISI from that show Oz](https://i.sstatic.net/F2IMAm.png)
I am a barista and a cook. And i kinda wear it in between. Are you following me or something?
No, baristas get paid nowhere near as well as my kitchen staff.
If it looks like an unrolled condom you are Anderson.PAAK
Well I am a gamer, damn
As a forklift operator(certified, ladies), I can 100% confirm this. This isnt even a joke.
Lol….looking for work.
absolutely accurate that looks exactly like my beanie lol
I mean, it was 0 degree outside this morning when I left for work, so my beanie drops as low as I can get it
And on top of the socio-economic ladder: no beanie at all, which is the smallest beanie possible. This places you above each and every beanie bearer.
I hate beanies! Where do I stand? CEO?
Nope. We weren’t allowed to wear any type of headgear in any restaurant I’ve worked at. Maybe a headscarf when you were a Muslim woman, but that was about it.
Top left if you’re Aesop Rock
Idk who thinks baristas make more than kitchen workers or forklift operators??
I’m the last one and I’m a theatre director 🤷♂️
..omg
Mines made out of wool and has a poof ball on top it’s cold out here bud
I wear mine in between the bottom two….I’m a kitchen staff but hey I’m looking for work
Accurate
And what is wrong with being a construction worker?
And also, is Barista supposed to be some fancy work these days?
This seems like bullshit to me, made by someone marketing small beanies.
But what if your ears and neck are so cold you just want to be covered all the way down? What if it doesn’t actually mean anything. I don’t think it’s fair to be misjudged as the last one when one simply doesn’t want to be cold.
This is absolutely true, and it is why we wear our small beanies with pride.
Aw hell, better start dealing drugs instead of consuming them.
Mf calling me out. I work as a forklift operator/warehouse supervisor and was a chef. Fucking hate how accurate this is lol
I like that whoever thought up this *”clever”* meme thinks that a barista, mixologist, and high-end retail make more than a construction worker.