Sometimes when I’m cutting calamari, I think to myself “maybe…”
Lemonsticks9418
WHATS A *FELLA GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK
the_short_viking
Dat punagi
PrajnaPie
Everything reminds me of her
biowrath156
Ima need you to trim about 20% off there squirrelly Dan
TheManOnThe3rdFloor
Reminds me of Trump’s Adam’s apple. That image of orangey skin just above his necktie in recent photos.
Theomniponteone
# r/mildlyvagina
Green420Basturd
Save the neck for me Clark!
thebenn
This eel-work has been commended as being strongly vaginal. The word itself bothers some men. Where without batting an eye, man will refer to his dick, or his rod…or his johnson.
Molly-Tamale
It’s the sparkles for me
ZeusMcKraken
r/dontstickyourdickinthat
Saltycook
/r/dontputyourdickinthat
Ok-Strike-8617
Jesus. All of these comments are spot on. Good job everyone.
ProperPerspective571
Sneaking the eel to the bathroom real quick 😱
AlabamaPostTurtle
Well, not the easiest nut but I finished. Thanks OP, the moneys on the dresser
geologyrocks98
This eel has been commended as strongly vaginal.
fondledbydolphins
I think team rocket blasted off in the eelussy
notcabron
When your eel starts to shine like you had too much wine, that a moray
KurlyHededFvck
r/PutYourDickInIt
KlausFuchz
Someone’s going down on it.
FangsBloodiedRose
At first I thought that was metal stuck in the eel and wondered what happened
Ok_Marionberry8779
This picture was taken moments before OP called his ex again
thesaltysquirrel
Thought this was r/dontputyourdickinthat at first
Disastrous-Barsterd
That’s a transexual eel. A dick in looks. All pussy inside. SEE! The world got SO nuts, our fish are wanting pronouns 🤤
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A lesser man would crumble under the temptation
the fucking sparkle effect bro lol
I should call her
What piece of eel you want?? Give me the hood!
Yeah ya did
Mmmm
Gotta love some eelussy
Everything reminds me of her!
Hang up bro.
No
A fine sample of Glistening Eelussy™
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Got ourselves a culinary Georgia O’Keeffe!
Flotsam better chill… 💦
Sometimes when I’m cutting calamari, I think to myself “maybe…”
WHATS A *FELLA GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK
Dat punagi
Everything reminds me of her
Ima need you to trim about 20% off there squirrelly Dan
Reminds me of Trump’s Adam’s apple. That image of orangey skin just above his necktie in recent photos.
# r/mildlyvagina
Save the neck for me Clark!
This eel-work has been commended as being strongly vaginal. The word itself bothers some men. Where without batting an eye, man will refer to his dick, or his rod…or his johnson.
It’s the sparkles for me
r/dontstickyourdickinthat
/r/dontputyourdickinthat
Jesus. All of these comments are spot on. Good job everyone.
Sneaking the eel to the bathroom real quick 😱
Well, not the easiest nut but I finished. Thanks OP, the moneys on the dresser
This eel has been commended as strongly vaginal.
I think team rocket blasted off in the eelussy
When your eel starts to shine like you had too much wine, that a moray
r/PutYourDickInIt
Someone’s going down on it.
At first I thought that was metal stuck in the eel and wondered what happened
This picture was taken moments before OP called his ex again
Thought this was r/dontputyourdickinthat at first
That’s a transexual eel. A dick in looks. All pussy inside. SEE! The world got SO nuts, our fish are wanting pronouns 🤤
Unagi? More like U nasti