He doesn’t even look tall enough to be 16

by Slutty_for_flowers

40 Comments

  1. GoWest1223

    Other than how he dresses he knows how not to cry while cutting onions. I say give him a chance.

  2. lewdpotatobread

    How do you have a headless child in your kitchen

  3. braamdepace

    Wouldn’t be the first time in this sub where someone worked a whole day with their butt cheeks showing

  4. Silly_Emotion_1997

    No head or hands and still does more than most

  5. GapAlone1462

    GSW to the right calf. Decapitation. The stories this guy has must be riveting…

  6. Opening_Recover_811

    That tush would pass a health inspection.

  7. fatbacksu

    If he does a shit job with those scallions you gotta let him go. With or without a head

  8. Beautiful-Manager874

    Wtf man which dishes stole a mannequin

  9. fatbacksu

    I tell the teen dishwashers I know that the fast dishwasher that I ever worked with had no hands..

  10. guiltycitizen

    I’m glad we aren’t spotting any holes in that thing in…certain areas

  11. webuiltpigcity

    He’s also cutting on a red board that’s probably designated for raw meat what an idiot

  12. Think-Emergency-1026

    I think I’ve worked with that guy.

  13. TunaHuntingLion

    He’s sober and stands up straight, got any more of those employees laying around?

  14. danappropriate

    Is this going to turn into another thread with hundreds of posts performing deep butt analysis trying to determine whether the ass in the picture is male or female?

  15. chefelvisOG2

    I thought that was a Tesla bot and we’re all out of a job.

  16. ODX_GhostRecon

    I’ve seen weirder shit in the dish pit.

  17. Firm-Scratch-8396

    Nah, just bring him some coffee and a Red Bull he’ll be fine

  18. Effective-Pudding207

    But he does prep & dish so that’s cool.

  19. billiarddaddy

    Leave him for someone to find when they turn the lights on.

  20. Still, he’s doing better than some newbies I’ve seen.

  21. DHankie321

    Whoa he needs pants at least, I don’t wanna tell anyone how to live but cmon that just unsanitary

  22. Late-Bed4240

    That dudes white as a sheet! I bet he’s coming off one hell of a bender.

  23. Nice_Cost_1375

    Headless, real quiet and super slow?  I know the type.  I am the type. 

  24. hubbyofhoarder

    Dish dawgs without a head can’t complain. #winning

  25. cheeeeeseeey

    I’m sure working in a kitchen is stressful, but there’s no need to lose your head

  26. Jeramy_Jones

    Name: Mani Quinn

    He’s a model employee, though he can be a bit of a dummy.

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