I was told to come here, I haven’t had pizza in years due to health issues so I made a coconut pizza base; I miss pizza

by JesseTheGiraffe27

7 Comments

  1. Ahego48

    This isn’t a crime imo. If it’s literally the only way you can consume pizza or something pizza-esc. Then hell yeah! I’m glad you found a way to enjoy one of the best foods.

  2. PeteZaDestroyer

    Care to explain this monstrousity?

  3. TheShadowOverBayside

    It has to be a pizza for there to be a pizza crime. This is not even remotely a pizza. Case dismissed.

  4. Headline-Skimmer

    I have been wanting to try out the cauliflower crust. I think it’s a 50/50 mix of blitzed cauliflower and parm cheese. I know it was popular at one point.

  5. AppropriateTouching

    You were left with no options, it would be like arresting a man for stealing bread to feed his kids. The jury votes not guilty.

  6. Bwombus

    Looks like a ugly pizza so kind of a crime….but what my eyeballs see aside, the ingredients look super happy so I would definitely eat this😎👍

  7. fishmakegoodpets

    As others have mentioned, if you’re able to eat cauliflower, cauliflower crust is quite delicious. It’s an excellent alternative.

    Another option that I’ve made when I was keto was a keto crust made with almond flour and mozzarella cheese. If you’re able to have almonds, I highly recommend you try it out. You’ll have to look up the recipe but essentially you melt the mozzarella cheese and add enough almond flour to make a dough. It’s super easy and actually the texture is quite good.

    If you can’t have almonds, I bet you could do the same thing with coconut flour and mozzarella cheese.

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