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Whatever this is


Whatever this is

by Reasonable-War2821

35 Comments

  7. Stay_At_Home_Cat_Dad

    It’s not a “pizza”, but would I? Fuck yes I would.

  8. 00hazard00

    I would eat this.

    But it is not pizza.

    Therefore it is not a pizza crime.

    Just a crime against my digestive system.

  9. askmewhyihateyou

    While not pizza in the letter of the law, I’d fuck this up in a heartbeat. I say pizza by the spirit of the law

  11. XTanuki

    It’s not a pizza, therefore no crime against pizza.

  12. ElAwesomeo0812

    I’ve never been a fan of biscuits and gravy, I know I know, but this isn’t a crime. It’s just a breakfast pizza. I believe you have the option to get gravy as a base in Casey’s General Store breakfast pizzas.

  21. hes_crafty

    Just because it’s shaped like a pizza and you cut it like a pizza, it doesn’t mean it’s s pizza.

  24. Mal-De-Terre

    Innocent, and would smash with my face repeatedly.

  25. marcmayhem

    I’ve eaten worse from a Pilot truck stop. Not guilty

  26. BeefWellingtonSpeedo

    🎶Nom nom nom: Case dismissed 🍕⚖️🧐🎩

  27. Sleepy-Blonde

    Slap some over easy eggs on this. It’s just oddly shaped biscuits and gravy.

  33. HeligKo

    That is breakfast gold right there. Add some eggs and I’m just going to eat the whole thing.

  35. Icy-Conflict6671

    This offends the fuck out of me as a southerner

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