This member of the court puts forth a motion to grant an exemption due to the limitations of being in outer space.
While a heinous crime here on Earth, due to the severely limited supplies on the space station, as well as the unknown effects of zero-G on the pizza making process, this member of the court finds it would be legally unfair to judge a pizza crime based on the same statistics and environment as we have on Earth.
KurtDali
And there’s the most expensive pizzas in the space
Stoneturner_17
Limited tools and materials. Besides, they are well outside of this court’s jurisdiction.
Side note, I use that same brand of squeeze bottle sauce for pizzas at home. That’s solid at least.
Guilty! To the salt mine labor colonies of Raigus IV with them!
UpdateInProgress
Lyna_hot
crime
Fixx95
Where’s the Christmas hats?
Glittering_Koala_799
Savages
vinnyhasdinny
I bet that shit tastes amazing after a few months in space
pabo81
If crazy human experiments are a crime, then lock me up!
letcaster
Was there a verdict on MRE pizza yet?
Strictlystyles
How is this a pizza crime? They’re in space….
TexArmadilloTroll
That’s a crime on earth and in space!!!
Olivia_Bitsui
Anyone being critical of this who has ever eaten lunchables is on shaky ground.
IssueEmbarrassed8103
I always think about what everyone reports as the awful stench on board. You can open a window and it smells like the worst locker room apparently.
sephrisloth
Hmm, if space counts as international territory and we don’t prosecute pizza crimes due to that what about international waters? Does a cruise ship who commits a pizza crime out on open ocean get to get away with it?
topshelfvanilla
I mean, I have personally eaten worse pizzas.
CelebrationFormal273
Why are all astronauts balding
Physical-Ride
In space, no one can hear you shout Mama Mia
the-poopiest-diaper
Have you ever tried to cook a pizza with no crumbs in zero gravity?
Triggered-cupcake
If you ever tasted freeze dried food you would see this as gourmet pizza!!!! Anything is more justified than eating the literal consistency of chalk.
ThomasBong
I move for a mistrial
DJDemyan
I move to pardon all suspects under mercy clause, legal pizza cannot be produced in microgravity and the real crime is denying pizza to these brave astronauts
ElPeloPolla
no crime as its no pizza.
pizza is bread base with TOPpings
there is no up and down, so there is no topping
space-queer
honestly reminds me of an adult version of those pizza lunchables
PickApprehensive1643
You get a pass for that
ReluctantRedditor275
Damn, even Belters have pizza!
born_on_my_cakeday
I think it’s okay. I don’t see any space pineapple.
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This member of the court puts forth a motion to grant an exemption due to the limitations of being in outer space.
While a heinous crime here on Earth, due to the severely limited supplies on the space station, as well as the unknown effects of zero-G on the pizza making process, this member of the court finds it would be legally unfair to judge a pizza crime based on the same statistics and environment as we have on Earth.
And there’s the most expensive pizzas in the space
Limited tools and materials. Besides, they are well outside of this court’s jurisdiction.
Side note, I use that same brand of squeeze bottle sauce for pizzas at home. That’s solid at least.
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Guilty! To the salt mine labor colonies of Raigus IV with them!
crime
Where’s the Christmas hats?
Savages
I bet that shit tastes amazing after a few months in space
If crazy human experiments are a crime, then lock me up!
Was there a verdict on MRE pizza yet?
How is this a pizza crime? They’re in space….
That’s a crime on earth and in space!!!
Anyone being critical of this who has ever eaten lunchables is on shaky ground.
I always think about what everyone reports as the awful stench on board. You can open a window and it smells like the worst locker room apparently.
Hmm, if space counts as international territory and we don’t prosecute pizza crimes due to that what about international waters? Does a cruise ship who commits a pizza crime out on open ocean get to get away with it?
I mean, I have personally eaten worse pizzas.
Why are all astronauts balding
In space, no one can hear you shout Mama Mia
Have you ever tried to cook a pizza with no crumbs in zero gravity?
If you ever tasted freeze dried food you would see this as gourmet pizza!!!! Anything is more justified than eating the literal consistency of chalk.
I move for a mistrial
I move to pardon all suspects under mercy clause, legal pizza cannot be produced in microgravity and the real crime is denying pizza to these brave astronauts
no crime as its no pizza.
pizza is bread base with TOPpings
there is no up and down, so there is no topping
honestly reminds me of an adult version of those pizza lunchables
You get a pass for that
Damn, even Belters have pizza!
I think it’s okay. I don’t see any space pineapple.