How to immediately tell the new hire is going to be a good cook and a great drinking buddy
How to immediately tell the new hire is going to be a good cook and a great drinking buddy
by yeehaacowboy
11 Comments
malapropter
The kiwi knives are always a funny one. Jealously protected and fussed over, yet worth less than the stack of energy drinks they picked up at the gas station on the way into work.
I fuckin’ get it though. I broke into an old job to get my 8” victorinox forschner back after I forgot it.
MontuckyMoose
Celsius make me piss out my ass. I had to quit drinking them.
Chefred86
Kiwi on the line. Nice shit on prep. Lfg.
August-Gardener
All of those energy drinks are half monarch vodka
Rabongo_The_Gr8
Me every shift with my rockstar and those exact clogs 😂
dj92wa
Dawg that’s the “Scumbag Steve” hat from the memes/demotivational posters of yesteryear. Haven’t seen that thing in ages!
Edit: spelling corrections
Nsfwacct1872564
This is my Kiwi! There are many like it, but this one is mine. My Kiwi is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
11 Comments
The kiwi knives are always a funny one. Jealously protected and fussed over, yet worth less than the stack of energy drinks they picked up at the gas station on the way into work.
I fuckin’ get it though. I broke into an old job to get my 8” victorinox forschner back after I forgot it.
Celsius make me piss out my ass. I had to quit drinking them.
Kiwi on the line. Nice shit on prep. Lfg.
All of those energy drinks are half monarch vodka
Me every shift with my rockstar and those exact clogs 😂
Dawg that’s the “Scumbag Steve” hat from the memes/demotivational posters of yesteryear. Haven’t seen that thing in ages!
Edit: spelling corrections
This is my Kiwi! There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My Kiwi is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
That is about right
Add a few packs of cigarettes
I’ve got 3/5 and I can’t cook for shit
I’ve lost a many a good fingertips to a kiwi