Once upon the time there lived a fine healthy brokkoli in the royal garden. The princess in the royal kitchen made a nice Bechamel sauce for the royal dinner. But, all of a sudden, a witch appeared in thunder and lightning, added garlic, cheese, cheese and never ending cheese over the fine meal. The princess wept bitter tears, unable to stop the sorceress. The tears collected to a brook, added to a river. And, finally, my beloved children, this is how one of the longest rivers of the USA developped: the famous Mississippi. And, to be sophisticated: can you prove the princess is still crying endless tears????
‘semen-coated broccoli.’ Like, WHO approved that name? 🍆🥦 I’m sitting there thinking, ‘Is this a prank? Am I about to get Gordon Ramsay-rolled?’ 💀 But no, it’s just some fancy chef trying to rebrand hollandaise sauce with an edgy twist. ‘Cum broccoli,’ y’all—fine dining or Tinder date gone wrong? You decide. 🤢
"🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 Okay, who thought it was a good idea to mix broccoli with smega? 🥦💀 Like, are we cooking or conducting science experiments gone wrong? Someone call the FDA because this is NOT okay! 🚨🛑
This is just broccoli and a bechamel sauce with cheese added. You can simply just add the cheese without the bechamel sauce. Or cook broccoli for 3 or 4 minutes on medium heat, So the broccoli remains firm to the bite, not soggy but hot in temperature. A little butter or little coconut oil or whatever your oil of choices. Little salt, I prefer pink Himalayan, a little bit of pepper, little bit of garlic powder, delicious! Enjoy.💓
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disgusting
To fat
What "amazing" thing did adding milk do? besides make it a soupy sloppy mess?
Nah.
Everytime i see your channel name come up i think to myself 'oh geezus… What kinda crazy gross shit is he calling 'amazing' this time'.
Thank you
Looks like there's some broccoli mixed in there😂
I mean this in the nicest way possible but your recipes all look terrible and you somehow continue to appear on my feed.
Dead internet theory
Useless 😂
No health benefits of broccoli!!!!
Poor broccoli how cud I save myself from these
Thousands of calories.
All that cheese kind of defeats the healthy purpose of brocolli 🤦♀️
So basically broccoil in far far too much cheese sauce?
prison food
Once upon the time there lived a fine healthy brokkoli in the royal garden. The princess in the royal kitchen made a nice Bechamel sauce for the royal dinner.
But, all of a sudden, a witch appeared in thunder and lightning, added garlic, cheese, cheese and never ending cheese over the fine meal.
The princess wept bitter tears, unable to stop the sorceress. The tears collected to a brook, added to a river.
And, finally, my beloved children, this is how one of the longest rivers of the USA developped: the famous Mississippi.
And, to be sophisticated: can you prove the princess is still crying endless tears????
‘semen-coated broccoli.’ Like, WHO approved that name? 🍆🥦 I’m sitting there thinking, ‘Is this a prank? Am I about to get Gordon Ramsay-rolled?’ 💀 But no, it’s just some fancy chef trying to rebrand hollandaise sauce with an edgy twist. ‘Cum broccoli,’ y’all—fine dining or Tinder date gone wrong? You decide. 🤢
"🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 Okay, who thought it was a good idea to mix broccoli with smega? 🥦💀 Like, are we cooking or conducting science experiments gone wrong? Someone call the FDA because this is NOT okay! 🚨🛑
Spoiled the broccoli 🥦
I'm gonna cooooom
Thank you ❤
Floorits.
How to distroy organic broccoli 🥦
Yuck 🤢
Looks delicious! 💚
I’ve never heard of cheesy gravy with broccoli.
Broccoli with cheese gravy???????
Boiling broccoli for 8 minutes will become soggy. Maximum 2 to 3 minutes😊😊
Waaaaay too much cheese! Unhealthy.
I think it's good!! Thank you for sharing it! 👏
I never seen anybody kill produce like this.
This is just broccoli and a bechamel sauce with cheese added. You can simply just add the cheese without the bechamel sauce. Or cook broccoli for 3 or 4 minutes on medium heat, So the broccoli remains firm to the bite, not soggy but hot in temperature. A little butter or little coconut oil or whatever your oil of choices. Little salt, I prefer pink Himalayan, a little bit of pepper, little bit of garlic powder, delicious! Enjoy.💓
Yummy
I swear this channel should be called "the fastest way to athersclerosis" most "amazing" speed for heart attack.