Well hello to you tooby ling0n 30 Comments qbnaith 8 months ago Ah, a challenge tastepdad 8 months ago Is that my sister’s carrot? MetricJester 8 months ago That’s a fine how do you do. demroidsbeitchn 8 months ago Gooood mornin’. NedMerril 8 months ago Girthy ProperPerspective571 8 months ago They won’t miss one carrot, will they? Even-Funny-265 8 months ago That’ll make your eyes water. bastante60 8 months ago If you’re brave enough, anything can be a …. rck-18 8 months ago That’s a home wrecker vitonga 8 months ago obligatory*I should call him…* No_Scholar_2927 8 months ago I should call her Phoenixpizzaiolo21 8 months ago Everything reminds me of her! 😞 makingkevinbacon 8 months ago Sysco rep is into you LabNew3779 8 months ago That’s what we call the Homewrecker 9000 joeLposts 8 months ago r/mildlypenis Dragonfly22873 8 months ago This reminds me of someone… maxru85 8 months ago My life experience tells me that the biggest carrots are tasteless and supposed to be fed to cattle, but probably I’m wrong Delivery-Plus 8 months ago No one knew why she stayed in the kitchen, and had no carrot all. CodyHBKfan23 8 months ago Is that a carrot in your hand? Or are you just happy to see me? Lol AcidMoonDiver 8 months ago I ordered 1 pound of carrots, not a one pound carrot. HashishChef 8 months ago I can’t escape the memories of him… Snarky_wombat939 8 months ago Paige, nooo….maybe? weGloomy 8 months ago One of the prep cooks came out with a monster Carrot the other day and yelled:“This is an affront to God! This should not exist!” And then walked away muttering about what a monstrosity it was. fiodorsmama2908 8 months ago Crickey that’s a big one YoDaddyChiiill 8 months ago Are you excited to see me? mytwoba 8 months ago At least buy me a drink first. goodnames679 8 months ago bro you’ve gotta stop ordering your carrots from Bad Dragon DBryguy 8 months ago Yo, C! Let me borrow a half inch homie! KilnTime 8 months ago Needs a NSFW label! saintedward 8 months ago G I R T HWrite A CommentYou must be logged in to post a comment.
maxru85 8 months ago My life experience tells me that the biggest carrots are tasteless and supposed to be fed to cattle, but probably I’m wrong
weGloomy 8 months ago One of the prep cooks came out with a monster Carrot the other day and yelled:“This is an affront to God! This should not exist!” And then walked away muttering about what a monstrosity it was.
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Ah, a challenge
Is that my sister’s carrot?
That’s a fine how do you do.
Gooood mornin’.
Girthy
They won’t miss one carrot, will they?
That’ll make your eyes water.
If you’re brave enough, anything can be a ….
That’s a home wrecker
obligatory
*I should call him…*
I should call her
Everything reminds me of her! 😞
Sysco rep is into you
That’s what we call the Homewrecker 9000
r/mildlypenis
This reminds me of someone…
My life experience tells me that the biggest carrots are tasteless and supposed to be fed to cattle, but probably I’m wrong
No one knew why she stayed in the kitchen, and had no carrot all.
Is that a carrot in your hand? Or are you just happy to see me? Lol
I ordered 1 pound of carrots, not a one pound carrot.
I can’t escape the memories of him…
Paige, nooo….maybe?
One of the prep cooks came out with a monster Carrot the other day and yelled:
“This is an affront to God! This should not exist!”
And then walked away muttering about what a monstrosity it was.
Crickey that’s a big one
Are you excited to see me?
At least buy me a drink first.
bro you’ve gotta stop ordering your carrots from Bad Dragon
Yo, C! Let me borrow a half inch homie!
Needs a NSFW label!
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