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What breakfast looks like, when you wake up after 3pm
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What breakfast looks like, when you wake up after 3pm


You fry your last two eggs, throw them onto half-toasted bread, and dump some Valentina on to feel something

by electrax94

23 Comments

  1. Fine-Upstairs-6284

    I like to call this the bleeding sunshine

  2. Shadewielder

    I wouldn’t eve bother to half toast that bread

  4. Squishynoods

    That’s hangover heaven, the Valentina to wake up is the realest shit

  6. Pride_Before_Fall

    Only problem with this is the poorly toasted bread.

  7. angrytortilla

    This is pretty standard breakfast fare for me. Is that Valentina’s hot sauce?

  8. camirose

    This is my Roman Empire, eggs benny, and everything in between.

  12. kleiner_titterisch

    This looks like my first toilet session

  13. RuRanRaa

    Bro that looks good to me and it’s making me hungry

  14. Consistent_Ad_1831

    3pm breakfast? Do you work second shift or not have to work at all?

  16. coopertucker

    Looks good to me, fold them shut and dig in.

  17. Lando7763

    Shitty? Nah. My kid would actually love this. Minus the hot sauce.

  18. donuttrackme

    That looks great, I’d eat that any time of day.

  20. Jazzlike_News64

    Doesn’t look that bad
    I put Sriracha on mine

  21. queenweasley

    Mmm over medium eggs 🤤 this looks fucking bomb

  22. AsleepInteraction882

    Bloody hell… but it could be worse.

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