Buddy I hope you get the smell out in time for your COURT DATE.
Rip Pepperoni Papa. The world barely knew ye.
mmmmpisghetti
I would say this was more a tragic pizza fuckup than a pizza crime. They’re suffering enough with the smell to remind them of having a case of The Dumbs, we don’t need to charge them with a crime against pizza too.
TangerineFront5090
You need to bake a total of 3 pizzas correctly to offset the bad karma.
Klutch_conduct
Cook with another type of smoke? Like hickory? Make it smell like a steak house
Marketkid19
Bleach and fans
warkyboy77
I’ve heard about the L.A. style pizza. Maybe febreeze?
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adlittle
How high would you have to be to not notice a pizza scorching for that long? How didn’t the fire department get called by the inevitable panicked neighbors after nonstop smoke detectors and the smell? I’m so baffled.
L33BB
Steaming some water with white vinegar in a large pot can help
L33BB
It burnt so evenly
Picklesandapplesauce
That’s one big Oreo cookie
pbjcrazy
Rent an ozium machine. Make sure no people or pets of any kind are left inside when you use it.
dankhimself
Well first I’d get rid of the pizza on the table and open the windows.
Rockstat_
That looks like an extra dark chocolate cookie
Crimson_Scare_Crow
Sell it as “Squid Ink Pizza” at a premium price!
Pandabumone
Burn the rest of the apartment down to maintain uniformity.
Emergency-Box-5719
It deserves an urn. Btw maybe get some fans and circulate the air for several hours.
Live-Panic4818
In Connecticut it’s not burned but nicely charred.
EsotericCrawlSpace
I’ve actually done this twice, embarrassingly enough. I went to rehab shortly after the second time.
Lepke2011
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if you forget it in the oven, it’ll burn to crust.
DIJames6
You need to post bail first..
Unhappy_Race1162
Put a cup of white vinegar on the counter
BusinessBlackBear
Buy Ozone machine off Amazon.
Use ozone machine in house while you and any pets are out of the house
Repeat use of ozone machine as needed.
Once smell is gone return to Amazon
oneangrywaiter
I like mine well done, but not like this.
Xerowz
ozone generator..itll straight get the smell of a dead body out. 49$ on amazon
fukdacops
Time
Paying-Customer
Clean the area and maybe use an air purifier with a carbon filter?
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Buddy I hope you get the smell out in time for your COURT DATE.
Rip Pepperoni Papa. The world barely knew ye.
I would say this was more a tragic pizza fuckup than a pizza crime. They’re suffering enough with the smell to remind them of having a case of The Dumbs, we don’t need to charge them with a crime against pizza too.
You need to bake a total of 3 pizzas correctly to offset the bad karma.
Cook with another type of smoke? Like hickory? Make it smell like a steak house
Bleach and fans
I’ve heard about the L.A. style pizza. Maybe febreeze?
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How high would you have to be to not notice a pizza scorching for that long? How didn’t the fire department get called by the inevitable panicked neighbors after nonstop smoke detectors and the smell? I’m so baffled.
Steaming some water with white vinegar in a large pot can help
It burnt so evenly
That’s one big Oreo cookie
Rent an ozium machine. Make sure no people or pets of any kind are left inside when you use it.
Well first I’d get rid of the pizza on the table and open the windows.
That looks like an extra dark chocolate cookie
Sell it as “Squid Ink Pizza” at a premium price!
Burn the rest of the apartment down to maintain uniformity.
It deserves an urn. Btw maybe get some fans and circulate the air for several hours.
In Connecticut it’s not burned but nicely charred.
I’ve actually done this twice, embarrassingly enough. I went to rehab shortly after the second time.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if you forget it in the oven, it’ll burn to crust.
You need to post bail first..
Put a cup of white vinegar on the counter
Buy Ozone machine off Amazon.
Use ozone machine in house while you and any pets are out of the house
Repeat use of ozone machine as needed.
Once smell is gone return to Amazon
I like mine well done, but not like this.
ozone generator..itll straight get the smell of a dead body out. 49$ on amazon
Time
Clean the area and maybe use an air purifier with a carbon filter?